I need @alyankovic.bsky.social to write the song "Pickleball" to the tube of Kendrick Lamar's "Peekaboo" so bad I can't stop hearing it in my head.

A friend and former colleague of mine has a 10 year old son, Lev, who is battling brain cancer. If you have the means, please consider donating to help them cover expenses during such an unbelievably hard time. I donated $1K, wish I could do more. Thank you & #livelonglev

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Everyone is the hero in their own story.

So in your story, who is the villain?

And in their story.....

Anyone else wondering what the Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtles are up to these days?

Happy Costco Executive Membership Reward Gift Certificate Day to all who celebrate!

When Batman wears it, it's a utility belt.

When I wear it, it's a fanny pack.

Life isn't fair.

My 6-year old just got the latest mythical epic. What a time to be alive!

Okay, my new rule is I'm only going to drink on days that end in why.

Wouldn't it be funny if she was in San Diego all along?

My 6-year old is a picky eater, but as a Bone fan he has adopted Peanut butter and Pickle sandwiches as his lunch of choice. Thank you @jeffsmithsbone.bsky.social for this. He prefers bread and butter pickles to dill though, fwiw.

You know, we praise Jordan for his flu game in the '97 finals, but when I make my 9-year old play a game with the flu suddenly I'm a bad parent. Life isn't fair.