I'm a legitimate final-year masters degree student who is going to make a great teacher, guys (for some reason I find the idea of seed dispersal incredibly funny)

My cat has a lot to say always but who the fuck is using a leaf blower at 10:15pm

I don’t know what happened to my TikTok fyp but 95% of everything I see on there now is just German rotating fish, or German rotating beds, or German animals getting therapy about how they’re rotating a lot more than usual

Reinstalled Overwatch just so I could play the classic mode with friends and get the Torb hammer kill