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Evelyn The Details
@evelynthedetails.bsky.social
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neurodivergent, agender trans-femme, parent of neurodivergent children 👋🏻🏳️‍⚧️🌈

lover of bad puns

Denver, CO
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meme referencing REM's losing my religion. roughly drawn people at a party, there's one person in the corner, in the light of a spotlight, saying "they don't know I'm losing my religion"
September 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Orange tabby cat near a pond, looking out onto the water, facing into the late evening sunlight. Trees along the bank are beginning to turn colors and drop leaves. The image is captioned, "it's finally autism"
August 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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clearly not a genius. he could have named this "scroll-fourth-and-conquer", but instead we're left with
screenshot of a GitHub repo named "scroll-fourth-second"
August 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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my ADHD brain immediately yelled Lady Dimitrescu X Back to the Future 3
Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village. An extremely tall woman in an elegant, floor length gown. The gown is white but has been stained and discolored. A black flower adorns her left shoulder. She is wearing black gloves, holding cigarette in a long cigarette holder. She is wearing a black wide brimmed sun hat Michael J Fox as Marty McFly in Back to the Future 3. He is standing on a dirt road with horses and a cart in the background. He is wearing worn leather boots, dark brown pants, a brownish grey poncho, a blue kerchief loosely rolled and wrapped around his neck, and a dark brown hat
May 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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mother's day lunch
Selfie. I'm wearing wingtip glasses with a gold colored frame, 4 in gold colored hoop earrings on my lobes, and 3 small silver hoops in my orbitals. My brown, chest length hair is pulled to my right side, covering my right ear, and is styled in a messy, wavy way. I'm wearing warm toned eyeshadow with dark brown eyeliner and black mascara, a little bit of blush and contour on my cheeks and a little contour under my jawline. My outfit includes a deep plum colored, deep vee camisole under a black, unbuttoned trenchcoat.
May 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!
Photo of myself. Sitting in my car wearing a maroon turtleneck shirt, glasses, a pale green lanyard around my neck, my hair partially obscuring one eye. I'm smiling, feeling pretty good about myself
May 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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if u see this
post your getaway vehicle
illustration of a T-Rex looking dinosaur, wearing a space suit, sitting in the lengthwise fold of a paper airplane, flying through the cosmos. the background is black save for some stars and galaxies dotted about.
May 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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it me
a beige package locker door labeled 2P. Key is in the lock and there is a note taped above it that reads "BROKEN"
April 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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I dunno... seemed kinda fishy to me... 💀
In the foreground is a Garibaldi, a bright orange fish. The background is greenish blue and there are hazy silhouettes of kelp.
April 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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one last seam to finish inside then it's done! I couldn't wait though, so...

#🪡
hand made dice bag sitting on a white table, a bookshelf in the background, a pin cushion and bobbin tray on the table next to the bag. The bag dominates the photo. the bottom 2-3 inches is a warm medium grey wool with a herring bone pattern. the top 5 inches is a lavender/black/green/white plaid. It is cinched shut with a deep purple ribbon threaded through the top of the bag
April 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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tfw you started out with the intention of making a dice bag but then you accidentally made a dice bucket

#🪡
oversized fabric dice bag with a 12oz soda can for reference. The bag has a diameter of approximately 3 soda cans and a height of 1 and a half cans. The base of the bag is a medium grey wool, the rest of it is a lavender/black/green/white plaid wool. The can and bag are sitting on a white table
April 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Image of Dolly Parton doing finger guns towards some text. The title is "When you have to work from home but you're also a parent". The text she is pointing at is meant to read as her song "9 to 5", but the work hours have frequent interruptions and extend all the way until 10:24pm
March 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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I wanted a dog, but I think I got a cat again
my dog Hazel 💜 Black and tan hound mix laying in the sunlight streaming through a glass door, grooming herself
March 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Me: on-call, mitigating a CVE with a CVSS score of 9.8

This bitch over here:
My dog, Hazel 💜 Black and tan hound mix sleeping on a medium grey textured couch. She's laying with her back arched, back paws up in the air, and her butt right up on my elbow
March 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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don't forget to get some sun today!
photo from walking my dog, Hazel. the image is of the ground. it is bisected on an angle by the divide between the warm, medium grey asphalt path in the lower right and the greens and yellows of the thin trodden grass in the upper left. dominating the left third of the image is my shadow, elongated in the morning light. from the lower right corner the light grey retractable leash cord extends to the upper right corner where Hazel is, with her nose to the ground following a scent.
March 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation.
cropped screenshot showing autocorrect suggestions. The snippet of written text reads "... don't know how to deal with the mistrust" The autocorrect suggestions are, in left to right order, "music", "nudist", and "mysteries"
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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take your meds, folks!
Materials required for an intramuscular injection. A pair of alcohol swabs, a vial of medicine, a string with an 18 gauge draw needle next to their wrappers, and a still packed 23 gauge injection needle
January 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Things I would have expected to see in an Onion article
Quote from the reposted article that reads: "chatgpt down in the middle of the workday i'm about to get fired pray for me," wrote one user on X, alongside other complaints from people who said they were in the middle of coding or writing essays and now had to do the work themselves.
January 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Post your favorite #DoctorWho, wrong answers only
Miss Frizzle, from The Magic School Bus, sitting in the driver seat of the bus, waving. Liz is on Miss Frizzle's lap holding the steering wheel
January 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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ooooof. right there with you. 🥶
7 day weather forecast for Denver, Colorado, starting Monday, January 13, 2025, with a high of 37F, a low of 18F, and sunny skies. By Saturday, January 18 the expected High is 18F, the low is -2F, and there is snow predicted.
January 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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vs
Abominable Snow Man from SkiFree
January 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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whew!
strax, Clara, and Madame Vastra In Dr Who episode, deep breath Madame Vastra, The Doctor, and Jenny in Dr Who Episode "Deep Breath"
January 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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omg you know what, it might have been q-bert!
box art for the game Q*bert in-game screen capture of q*bert on the Colecovision console
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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1 and this beauty
A Coleco Vision controller on a white background. A black, rectangular controller. At the top is a control knob with black sides and a silver top. Just below the knob, on the outside edge of the controller is a grey push button on either side. The controller is dominated by a 12 keypad. out of the top of the controller is a black spiral cord that ends in a short straight section and the plug for the controller.
December 15, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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I refuse to join bluesky - I don't want to become part of a gecko chamber
A spotted leopard gecko, tan with brown spots on its head, poking it's head out from under a grapewood hide
November 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM