do have to credit them for trying

incredible honestly

not making it past this patently absurd paragraph

i will get this novel published so help me god

discovered this evening that the painted plywood floors of my pgh rowhouse are insulated with newspaper from 1948. papier-mâché ass house

making every single onion in the grocery store $10 to keep fentanyl (?????) out of the country has got to be the dumbest possible way we get a coup but fine

mosquito bite on nov 18

oh they are blowing us up before thanksgiving

pepper is behind on her magazines but was mesmerized by the indictments in eric adams’ administration

particularly this: