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The chicken wings I ate last night ate some grass and seeds before I ate them, that makes it vegetarian.
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The chicken wings I ate last night ate some grass and seeds before I ate them, that makes it vegetarian.
Almost 160,000 missing and presumed dead in sudan and not a single fucking word about it from anyone on this god forsaken website but you'll talk about russia and Isreal endlessly,you don't actually care about people, you just care about being perceived as a "good person"I can see right through you.
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Almost 160,000 missing and presumed dead in sudan and not a single fucking word about it from anyone on this god forsaken website but you'll talk about russia and Isreal endlessly,you don't actually care about people, you just care about being perceived as a "good person"I can see right through you.
Breaking News: Secretary Of War Pete Hegseth caught blowing dudes on a boat.
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Breaking News: Secretary Of War Pete Hegseth caught blowing dudes on a boat.
Guys I predict valve is not announcing Half Life 3, I think its more likely to be the Orange Box 2.
Gabe walks on stage
"I heard you guys like the number 3"
(Shows picture of zombie hand,portals,and a crowbar)
Gabe walks on stage
"I heard you guys like the number 3"
(Shows picture of zombie hand,portals,and a crowbar)
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Guys I predict valve is not announcing Half Life 3, I think its more likely to be the Orange Box 2.
Gabe walks on stage
"I heard you guys like the number 3"
(Shows picture of zombie hand,portals,and a crowbar)
Gabe walks on stage
"I heard you guys like the number 3"
(Shows picture of zombie hand,portals,and a crowbar)
Hey Australian news media why don't you focus on your own shitty politics for once instead of going on fox news talking about some bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Hey Australian news media why don't you focus on your own shitty politics for once instead of going on fox news talking about some bullshit.
LeBron James Space Telescope
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
LeBron James Space Telescope
This isn't even a Mount Everest amount of evidence anymore, at this point its fucking Olympus Mons, yet it will be ignored because us humans are not a serious people it seems.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This isn't even a Mount Everest amount of evidence anymore, at this point its fucking Olympus Mons, yet it will be ignored because us humans are not a serious people it seems.
So did the planet wake up this morning and decide "I feel like doing alot of earthquakes today"?
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So did the planet wake up this morning and decide "I feel like doing alot of earthquakes today"?
This baseball game is giving me the runs.
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This baseball game is giving me the runs.
Introducing our newest spirit Halloween location located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Introducing our newest spirit Halloween location located at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Bill burr (or any of the comedians that went to the festival) should consider just taking the bag and calling it a day on their career, you've made your money and now I think its time for you to stop talking for a while.
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bill burr (or any of the comedians that went to the festival) should consider just taking the bag and calling it a day on their career, you've made your money and now I think its time for you to stop talking for a while.
Subway take of the day: If you do edgy comedy without actually being a funny person you're just an asshole.
October 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Subway take of the day: If you do edgy comedy without actually being a funny person you're just an asshole.
I hope blue oyster cult sues the absolute shit out of trump.
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I hope blue oyster cult sues the absolute shit out of trump.
"Ah you think brainrot is your ally? You merely adopted the slop. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a rizzler, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Ah you think brainrot is your ally? You merely adopted the slop. I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a rizzler, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"
Took a little too much Tylenol last night, now have slight interest in rocks,will update later
September 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Took a little too much Tylenol last night, now have slight interest in rocks,will update later
When the politicians talk all I hear is big top circus music.
Welcome to clown world enjoy your stay.
Welcome to clown world enjoy your stay.
August 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
When the politicians talk all I hear is big top circus music.
Welcome to clown world enjoy your stay.
Welcome to clown world enjoy your stay.
Snoop dogg is probably terrified of the alien movies if he's scared of lesbian astronauts
August 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Snoop dogg is probably terrified of the alien movies if he's scared of lesbian astronauts
Mom found the poop suitcase
August 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Mom found the poop suitcase
Its gotta suck to be suplexed through a table for eternity
July 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Its gotta suck to be suplexed through a table for eternity
Miyazaki,kojima,Tarantino
the 3 horseman of the footpocalypse
the 3 horseman of the footpocalypse
July 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Miyazaki,kojima,Tarantino
the 3 horseman of the footpocalypse
the 3 horseman of the footpocalypse
Some of you act like you work for some sort of anti-comedy hit squad here
June 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Some of you act like you work for some sort of anti-comedy hit squad here
My cat learned the word shrimp...now you can't say it without him following you around the house all day
June 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My cat learned the word shrimp...now you can't say it without him following you around the house all day
Im not even slightly surprised by elon musk nodding off on ketamine with a huge black eye while at a press conference in the oval office
after he stole someone's wife btw
Anything weird just seems like a normal thing that just happens now at this point.. nothing is surprising anymore
after he stole someone's wife btw
Anything weird just seems like a normal thing that just happens now at this point.. nothing is surprising anymore
May 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Im not even slightly surprised by elon musk nodding off on ketamine with a huge black eye while at a press conference in the oval office
after he stole someone's wife btw
Anything weird just seems like a normal thing that just happens now at this point.. nothing is surprising anymore
after he stole someone's wife btw
Anything weird just seems like a normal thing that just happens now at this point.. nothing is surprising anymore
The golden dome? You must mean the Golden shower dome.
May 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The golden dome? You must mean the Golden shower dome.