Evan
@evcomedy.bsky.social
Writer for ComicBook.com
Former Writer Paramount, Collider, US Weekly, Complex
Former Writer Paramount, Collider, US Weekly, Complex
Predator 2 wardrobe designer: “I guess it’s kind of the future? What do I have in my clothes trunk??”
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Predator 2 wardrobe designer: “I guess it’s kind of the future? What do I have in my clothes trunk??”
Let’s kick off this month right
October 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Let’s kick off this month right
I went to see a zombie movie yesterday that I had never heard of before in theaters and let me tell you, that SH** was FIRE! If somewhere near you is playing Parvulos: Children of the Apocalypse, go see it. One of my favorite movies of the year, which is WILD for me to say.
April 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I went to see a zombie movie yesterday that I had never heard of before in theaters and let me tell you, that SH** was FIRE! If somewhere near you is playing Parvulos: Children of the Apocalypse, go see it. One of my favorite movies of the year, which is WILD for me to say.
“Now let’s look at that offensive line!”
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“Now let’s look at that offensive line!”
With Tik Tok gone, I want to share my favorite video from there of all time:
January 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
With Tik Tok gone, I want to share my favorite video from there of all time:
Me committing to see every Poohniverse movie in theaters:
January 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Me committing to see every Poohniverse movie in theaters:
Anyone: “Hello how are you?”
Me this year:
Me this year:
January 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Anyone: “Hello how are you?”
Me this year:
Me this year:
What If in its final moments: “WHOA look at all this crazy crap!! Imagine if we had episodes on THIS??”
Viewers:
Viewers:
December 29, 2024 at 11:38 PM
What If in its final moments: “WHOA look at all this crazy crap!! Imagine if we had episodes on THIS??”
Viewers:
Viewers:
“We gotta find this Nosferatu guy so we can see what he looks like!!”
December 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
“We gotta find this Nosferatu guy so we can see what he looks like!!”
SpongeBob has really ruined Nosferatu for me because every time someone says “Nosferatu” this is always the first thing I see:
December 22, 2024 at 4:55 PM
SpongeBob has really ruined Nosferatu for me because every time someone says “Nosferatu” this is always the first thing I see:
It's always darkest before dawn.
November 22, 2024 at 8:20 PM
It's always darkest before dawn.
Hayao Miyazaki: "I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it."
Miyazaki's last movie:
Miyazaki's last movie:
August 14, 2023 at 4:47 PM
Hayao Miyazaki: "I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it."
Miyazaki's last movie:
Miyazaki's last movie:
Is Baki Hanma the greatest television show of the modern era? Yes.
July 30, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Is Baki Hanma the greatest television show of the modern era? Yes.
The greatest television show of the modern era returns today. Baki Hanma has Mike Tyson being saved by Che Guevara, the main character fist fighting a praying mantis, and a caveman named Pickle.
July 26, 2023 at 1:33 PM
The greatest television show of the modern era returns today. Baki Hanma has Mike Tyson being saved by Che Guevara, the main character fist fighting a praying mantis, and a caveman named Pickle.
