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evathebaeva.bsky.social
Eva in a Bind
@evathebaeva.bsky.social
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Please point me toward all the cool bluesky transexuals. Opre Roma

Discord is withaknife , dm me cuties
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Thank you to @pepedraws0.bsky.social for this amazing art I commissioned for my girlfriend's birthday. Everyone go wish @dozingprincess.bsky.social a happy birthday (it's not today but it's soon)!
Poison ivy floating elegantly and looking like a bad bitch. Art by @pepedraws Poison (from final fight) standing tall and looking like the flirty, deadly princess she is. Art by @pepedraws The two previous pieces together with the banner text "pick your poison" Art by @pepedraws The same art and banner, now stretched into a layout for an arcade stick. Art by @pepedraws
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
evathebaeva.bsky.social
This was fun to do, and no, i have no confidence in any of these being my actual favorites- I'm so forgetful lol
August 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
evathebaeva.bsky.social
People tried to get me not to post this
An unposted skeet that reads, "It's national cheese Day! So you know what that means girlies, remember to run your tongue under her foreskin tonight 💛🧀"
June 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Four cards to get to know me?
Why, Gorger combo, Uba Stax, Welder shenanigans, and Whitemane [REDACTED], of course!
Worldgorger Dragon, a 6 mana red Nighmare dragon. It exiles all of your other permanents when it enters and gives them back when it leaves. It's a 7/7 flying trampler, but that part is largely irrelevant Uba Mask, a four mana artifact that makes every card players draw a use-it-or-lose-it scenario where they go away at the end of turn Whitemane Lion, a 2 mana 2/2 white creature with flash that bounces one of your creatures on entry, including potentially itself Goblin Welder, a red one mana 1/1 that switches an artifact in someone's graveyard with one on their battlefield. Useful both as artifact hate and combo resilience.
April 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I *desperately* need these two to kiss
The magic card Reigning Victor, a mardu colored common Orc Warrior. It costs two-brid red, two-brid white, two-brid black, is a 3/3, has mobilize 1, and when it enters, it gives target creature +1/+0 and indestrucible until end of turn. The art is a shirtless grey skinned orc who's built like a truck. He's claimed a prize in a pit fight surrounded by cheering fans, with an armored mardu warrior beneath him helping lift one of his arms into the air. The magic card Enthralling Victor, a red Uncommon Human Warrior. It costs 3 and a red, is a 3/2, and when it enters, you gain control of target creature with power 2 or less until end of turn, get to untap that creature, and give it haste. The art is of a shredded man in revealing leather armor carrying an axe. A goblin is to his right covering their mouth and looking at him lustfully.
April 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
evathebaeva.bsky.social
My girlfriend went hard for my birthday and it's made me all emotional

Anyway I'm 30 now, so I'm finally allowed to be hot.
Two banners hung above a bedframe that say HAPPY BIRTHDAY Girl (me) with a screwed up undercut, flannel over shirt, polka dot blouse, and happy birthday beads and tiara. Picture taken in a bathroom mirror
April 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Forgot to take any pictures, but I got to dance at a sick concert yesterday ( @sodajinx.bsky.social , @excitingexcellent.com , @puppyfeetband.bsky.social ) and now I get to watch my girlfriend grind out sick marvel combos and... more Hikaru no Go I guess lol
Me with faded af hair, wearing a trucker hat that says "BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE," a red button up, and a black tank, reclined on a bed next to plushies of a mimic, baphomet, and Snorlax (never mind the laundry). The back of my beautiful girlfriend's head, my leg, and a computer monitor running a late episode of Hikaru no Go. There's a cat calendar in the corner
April 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I've spent over a year now trying to get my girlfriend to like anime, and what's the first show that's really gripped her? The first show she watches of her own accord? Fucking Hikaru no Go lol
Anyway I totally get why all the fujos loved it so much back in middle school now. Incredible gay tension
Art from artist MM PB. Depicts Shindo Hikaru and Toya Akira at a 1/2 angle facing each other, Hikaru startled and nervous. Perhaps Toya is finally gonna kiss his years long crush
April 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Happy TDoV, here's me being visible

April fools! that was yesterday. And I definitely remembered that.

For sure.
Me, wearing glasses, a sleeveless black turtle neck, black skinny jeans, and a beige canvas jacket that you'd see a horror game protagonist wearing. I'm standing in a room lit by pale daylight, in front of a coffee table covered in mail. One hand has its thumb hooked into the waist of my jeans and the other is planted on my hip.
April 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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aaaaa I love her so much, whenever my girlfriend makes the bed, I always come home to our Ro and Issi plushies holding hands, it's so cute
@bevsi.bsky.social
Isadora and Ro plushies from hit webcomic Heartstrings sitting atop a beautifully made bed right next to a large pink stuffed rabbit named Montague
March 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I spent years post transition learning about fashion and what looks good on me and clever tricks to make new outfits, but it turns out? All the people in my life think I look hottest when I dress how I did in high school lol. Band shirts and stressed jeans and shit

I'm so mad lol
Me in a gym locker room wearing lightly torn jeans, a punk t shirt (MDC), a hooded plaid button up (unbuttoned), and a grey beanie
February 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I got up to do my shot today and found a knife, a magic card, and a punch card for a tattoo parlor all in the bag next to my estradiol.

Am
Am I a stereotype?
A white and blue paper bag filled with needles next to a black magic card, a folded up knife, a tattoo punch card, and box of estrogen (and a Snorlax plush) on a carpet floor
February 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Oh hey, the album that made me want to make this thread. @hausofdecline.bsky.social fucking killed it on this project. I'd listened to some of her other music that she'd thrown up wherever, so i was aware that she was pretty talented on the guitar, but i was just in no way prepared for how much thi-
Album art for Psychogeography by Anti-Spectacular, otherwise known as HausofDecline
December 26, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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Reverby as hell, kinda poppy emo shit that really just keeps laying the bass on thick, @heyily.bsky.social absolutely fucking killed it on Hey, I Loathe You! Not exactly shoegaze, but scratches the same itch, the instrumentality on this project is unreal.
Album art for Hey, I Loathe You! by Hey, ily!
December 26, 2024 at 12:13 PM
evathebaeva.bsky.social
this *has* to be some kind of unlockable trans girl achievement, right?
screenshot of a message on discord from a censored user that says, "I Really Like Being your fidget spinner With A lot more moaning"
December 26, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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This is so cute lol
www.neka.cc/composer/11762
A picrew esque avatar of myself in short shorts, crop hoodie, and jacket, survived by murkrow, honchkrow, hisuian sneasel, hisuian zorua, xatu, weezing, and flygon
December 24, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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This came out a decade ago, but me and roomie rediscovered it by looking through her old bookmarks. Please, please do yourself a favor and just go and look up Sonic4ever on bandcamp and listen to this. It's 12 beautiful, passionate covers of sonic music done by some rowdy Finnish boys. It's high art
"Album art" for Sonic Adventure 2 Greatest Hits Revisited (it's just a blown out jpeg of a Chao from Sonic adventure 2)
December 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Maybe i'll just do three projects that don't totally count this morning. I fuckin' love Geese, what an insane band, Raspy and wobbly and with country and post punk smeared all over, they make you feel like you're losing lucidity by listening to them. ...And their live album's pretty good! Go listen!
Album art for Geese: Alive & in person by Geese
December 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
evathebaeva.bsky.social
okay i've been avoiding singles/EPs on this list to keep it concise, but this one is special. Started listening to @nauseousgirl.bsky.social back in 2020, and got excited when i saw anything new drop- this is just a few covers from her and Those Dogs, but it's maybe my most listened to project this
Album art for Live!! @ Studio 611 by Peach Rings and Those Dogs
December 20, 2024 at 2:29 PM
evathebaeva.bsky.social
2 years in 7 minutes was one of my favorite EPs of 2022, and @leodivorcioband.bsky.social came hard this year with more raw diy punk with such a heart to it. It's such an endearing project, and makes me wish more east coast bands would come to PDX 😭 Deprestlemania XXVIII is song name of the year btw
Album art for Leonardo DiVorcio's eponymous album
December 17, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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God I love this album and God it's hard to listen to sometimes. May this year was the worst month I've had in a long time, and this album came out to capstone that. About a relationship ending and how much your past can be held responsible for your behavior, it's equal parts uncomfortable and noisy.
Album art for LAUGHINGFISH by Black Dresses
December 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
evathebaeva.bsky.social
Eek I took a few days off from these. Anyway, Latin ska is the best music in the world bar none, and Matamoska! is so fun. Just music that makes me happy, music that forces you to hum along, music that makes you dance, music that makes me wish I knew Spanish even more.
Album art for Matamoska's eponymous album
December 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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I listened to Knocked Loose and EyehateGod and Title Fight a lot back in like, '13-16 at a friend's request. They fell off for me though for no reason other than there was so much music to keep up with, ya know? Anyway, KL's album this year is a rager, and the AotY for public transit listening.
Album art for You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To by Knocked Loose
December 14, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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This is cheating cuz it's just a remaster of my favorite album from 2022 lol, but the Deluxe edition for IKTSLFY honestly really does revitalize the whole project, starting with cleaner audio from start to finish, but also with like eight extra songs? That are all bangers? @dynastic.xyz is a killer.
Album art for I Know There Is Something Left For You by dynastic
December 13, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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What a whirlwind of a noisy riot grrrl album. Punchy and angry and *super* smart, this was maybe my favorite workout album of the year. Pumping iron to the raw fury of women burnt by the patriarchy really feels poignant lol.
@ekkoastral.bsky.social is my new number one most wanted to see live band.
Album art for Pink Balloons by Ekko Astral
December 12, 2024 at 9:18 AM