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evaslime.bsky.social
luka
@evaslime.bsky.social
430 followers 150 following 930 posts
25 | they/he | uk 🇲🇽🏳️‍⚧️
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evaslime.bsky.social
happy butch appreciation day to me (got laid two days in a row)
an emoji covering its mouth with crazy eyes
August 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
tried being forward for once instead of running away and being avoidant and think I scared them off
a mix between the thinking emoji and a sad emoji
July 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
fuck yes
a picture of me holding a mazapán up to the camera
May 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
progress :D
a mirror pic of me. I'm flexing my bicep.
May 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
she's not even my cat lmao
a selfie of me with a white and black cat laying sleepily on my chest.
May 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
evaslime.bsky.social
kinda surprised that I got lawful tbh
Results for the Moral Alignment Test: You are 64.2% good, 39.2% lawful, making you lawful good.
May 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
Im everything I guess
my results for "what is your true zodiac quiz". I tied between pisces and gemini, and got above 70% for cancer, virgo, sagitttarius and aquarius
May 1, 2025 at 9:06 AM
evaslime.bsky.social
new shirt :D
a mirror selfie of me. I have dark curly dark cut into a mullet and glasses. I'm wearing a denim shirt with a green paisley patterned tie.
April 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
hairdresser brushed my hair so it looks bad but my hair is getting so long at the back 😄
a mirror picture of my side profile showing my grown out mullet. the back of my hair reaches the top of my shoulders.
April 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
she took his wig
a picture of me holding a dirty mario soft toy that belongs to my dog. it has had its hat ripped off. my dog is laying down on a blue blanket in the background and is midway through a bark.
April 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
I never want to leave
A picture of St James' Park lake. There are ducks swimming in the lake and a bird flying in the perfectly blue sky. There are white buildings in the distant and the top of the London Eye can be seen.
April 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
evaslime.bsky.social
so true 😔
Your Result: Baby Alpha You're an alpha. Big and strong. But you're also just a baby, who likes to be pampered and literally is the sweetest to everyone around them.  
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
qrp your top 9 on repeat
my top songs on repeat - sticky by fka twigs - thank you for recording by oklou - three by massive attack - the giver by chappell roan - room of fools by fka twigs - choke enough by oklou - safe from harm by massive attack - no ordinary love by sade
March 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
evaslime.bsky.social
obsessed with my nails
a picture of my hand showing off my freshly done nails. they are chrome silver and shaped slightly rounded.
March 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
quote with a mirror pic

fresh trim 😀
February 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
evaslime.bsky.social
hello
a mirror selfie of me. I'm wearing a grey jumper and a dark blue bandana on my head. my expression is neutral. I'm in a bathroom with white tile walls.
February 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
the sweetest cat ever
an image of a cat sitting. she is white with black blotches and a black tail. her pupils are dilated and shes looking intensely at something off camera. an image of a cat sitting. she is white with black blotches and a black tail. her pupils are dilated and shes looking intensely at something off camera. she looks slightly alarmed.
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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A text message sent by my friend of a picture I drew on his whiteboard. The picture depicts a badly drawn stick figure cat standing on two legs. It looks like it was drawn by a small child. Below my friend writes "wretched thing luka"
February 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
evaslime.bsky.social
😭😭😭
an airbuds screenshot it says "Niche AF Trying to act mysterious again to get their attention? With lebanese pop as your top genres, I'm not sure your plan is working."
January 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
I love them
eleven guinea pigs all crowded round a pile of hay. the guinea pigs are all different colours.
January 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
evaslime.bsky.social
I'm obsessed
January 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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idk if you're scared of spiders so I added the label just in case but I got to meet a cute tarantula today
a picture of me holding a rose hair tarantula. she's sitting politely in my palm.
January 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I just enhanced the video I took of one of them and I think hes playing with a ball one of the neighbors dogs abandoned 😭
January 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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I'm gonna die
A screenshot of the weather report for where I live. It says it's 1 degrees Celsius and feels like -2 degrees. The high for today is 3 degrees and the low is -4. Below shows a snow warning from the Met Office.
January 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
evaslime.bsky.social
need 14 beers rn
a picture of a young white man with a mustache sitting in what looks like to be an outdoors bar. he is holding an empty beer glass in front of him. the text reads "don't know why but there's something almost intoxicating about drinking 14 beers".
January 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM