I kind of think blue-eyed people don't have souls
May 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I kind of think blue-eyed people don't have souls
guy just complimented my parking. is this what they mean when they say parking validation
May 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
guy just complimented my parking. is this what they mean when they say parking validation
"where do you see yourself in five years?"
what do I look like a fuckin prophet?
what do I look like a fuckin prophet?
May 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"where do you see yourself in five years?"
what do I look like a fuckin prophet?
what do I look like a fuckin prophet?
maybe this'll do the trick
May 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
maybe this'll do the trick
there was a time in my life when my body was composed almost entirely of material recycled from pb&js and beer
April 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
there was a time in my life when my body was composed almost entirely of material recycled from pb&js and beer
Syril: 🫤 onions. it's fine I'll take them off.
Dedra: attention McDonald's employees. it has come to my attention that one of you has tried to poison an official of the bureau of standards. this operation is now under direct ISB supervision. each of you will report in turn for interrogation.
Dedra: attention McDonald's employees. it has come to my attention that one of you has tried to poison an official of the bureau of standards. this operation is now under direct ISB supervision. each of you will report in turn for interrogation.
April 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Syril: 🫤 onions. it's fine I'll take them off.
Dedra: attention McDonald's employees. it has come to my attention that one of you has tried to poison an official of the bureau of standards. this operation is now under direct ISB supervision. each of you will report in turn for interrogation.
Dedra: attention McDonald's employees. it has come to my attention that one of you has tried to poison an official of the bureau of standards. this operation is now under direct ISB supervision. each of you will report in turn for interrogation.
balls stuck to your leg, King?
April 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
balls stuck to your leg, King?
lmao The Last of Us just did a better Long Night than Game of Thrones
April 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
lmao The Last of Us just did a better Long Night than Game of Thrones
how it feels to cancel a mental health appointment because the idea of having an upcoming appointment itself gives you anxiety
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
how it feels to cancel a mental health appointment because the idea of having an upcoming appointment itself gives you anxiety
"bear in mind" yeah man I've always got bears in mind
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
"bear in mind" yeah man I've always got bears in mind
I was supposed to die in battle at the tender age of 23 with mountains of potential and no time yet to waste it
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was supposed to die in battle at the tender age of 23 with mountains of potential and no time yet to waste it
need to learn a string instrument. that would fill the pit I'm sure of it
April 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
need to learn a string instrument. that would fill the pit I'm sure of it
it's very british outside today
April 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
it's very british outside today
dedicated liars like me should be treated like royalty on April 1st
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
dedicated liars like me should be treated like royalty on April 1st
remembering my favorite little goofball today. finally at the point where looking at old pictures of her makes me smile again, as opposed to feeling like I'm being stabbed in the chest with a hot fire iron
March 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
remembering my favorite little goofball today. finally at the point where looking at old pictures of her makes me smile again, as opposed to feeling like I'm being stabbed in the chest with a hot fire iron
a Shakespeare adaptation where the peasants in the background are constantly jimming the camera
March 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
a Shakespeare adaptation where the peasants in the background are constantly jimming the camera
if she ain't barely resisting the urge to kiss me as I board a train to go off to war not knowing if we'll ever see each other again but knowing that we'll both always wonder "what if?" then I don't want it
February 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
if she ain't barely resisting the urge to kiss me as I board a train to go off to war not knowing if we'll ever see each other again but knowing that we'll both always wonder "what if?" then I don't want it
I like going on the kind of adventures that mostly involve chilling and relaxing
February 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I like going on the kind of adventures that mostly involve chilling and relaxing
I have neither fomo nor jomo. events transpire, and so do I. serene detachment from the very notion of missing out.
sdftvnomo 😌
sdftvnomo 😌
February 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I have neither fomo nor jomo. events transpire, and so do I. serene detachment from the very notion of missing out.
sdftvnomo 😌
sdftvnomo 😌
grief is a river and right now I'm in the rapids getting bitten by freshwater sharks and stabbed by river pirates but sooner or later the river calms down and I'll level off
February 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
grief is a river and right now I'm in the rapids getting bitten by freshwater sharks and stabbed by river pirates but sooner or later the river calms down and I'll level off
icicles are stalactites btw
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
icicles are stalactites btw
what I could really go for right now is a couple of acres of sheep and a little one room cabin with a wood stove a big wooden bathtub a rocking chair and a small cot
February 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what I could really go for right now is a couple of acres of sheep and a little one room cabin with a wood stove a big wooden bathtub a rocking chair and a small cot
if my heart could stop hardening against the various woes that would be great, but also if the woes could please stop hurting thank you
February 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if my heart could stop hardening against the various woes that would be great, but also if the woes could please stop hurting thank you