Evans 🔞 (NSFW)
@evansthepup.bsky.social
bi boy . 29 . austin tx . sober . your dad’s favorite pup
i AM more than just a hole sir . sfw @garugar.bsky.social
i AM more than just a hole sir . sfw @garugar.bsky.social
I have a new yiff niche
June 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have a new yiff niche
I have been informed that I should be interpreting this as “not a straight up porn account” in which case @getmauled.bsky.social
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I have been informed that I should be interpreting this as “not a straight up porn account” in which case @getmauled.bsky.social
tomorrows the big day!
January 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
tomorrows the big day!
me protecting you from your twink lust
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
me protecting you from your twink lust
don’t forget! you have free will and can turn off the news whenever you want. who fucking cares, i turned it off and added 200 words to my blacklist. don’t let yourself feel peer pressured into doomscrolling.
January 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
don’t forget! you have free will and can turn off the news whenever you want. who fucking cares, i turned it off and added 200 words to my blacklist. don’t let yourself feel peer pressured into doomscrolling.
looking for someone treat me like a stupid orc
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
looking for someone treat me like a stupid orc
cock - this first pic especially, you have really complimentary balls to your cock. the plump aesthetics of them complent the cuteness of your shaft. some targeted trimming of the pubes would elevate all of this. you have fat dense loads, just like me (we dont shoot, we gush). i love that.
January 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
cock - this first pic especially, you have really complimentary balls to your cock. the plump aesthetics of them complent the cuteness of your shaft. some targeted trimming of the pubes would elevate all of this. you have fat dense loads, just like me (we dont shoot, we gush). i love that.
ass 5/10: overall 1 pt above average, grooming brings it back to 5. it looks good hairy but pattern is inconsistent so trimming would benefit. it is a short (vs tall) butt which is a personal preference, and works best when your thighs are just average. generally proportional to your thighs and mid
January 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ass 5/10: overall 1 pt above average, grooming brings it back to 5. it looks good hairy but pattern is inconsistent so trimming would benefit. it is a short (vs tall) butt which is a personal preference, and works best when your thighs are just average. generally proportional to your thighs and mid
for @technohippie.bsky.social
dick 7/10: confidently 2 pts above average. it is very predictable in every way with a lean towards the larger side. well groomed, from the pubes to the shaft and balls. no notable curve, really attractive scrote. its most attractive form is half-hard.
dick 7/10: confidently 2 pts above average. it is very predictable in every way with a lean towards the larger side. well groomed, from the pubes to the shaft and balls. no notable curve, really attractive scrote. its most attractive form is half-hard.
January 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
for @technohippie.bsky.social
dick 7/10: confidently 2 pts above average. it is very predictable in every way with a lean towards the larger side. well groomed, from the pubes to the shaft and balls. no notable curve, really attractive scrote. its most attractive form is half-hard.
dick 7/10: confidently 2 pts above average. it is very predictable in every way with a lean towards the larger side. well groomed, from the pubes to the shaft and balls. no notable curve, really attractive scrote. its most attractive form is half-hard.
for @bostonotter.bsky.social:
ass: 9/10 it’s definitely improved a lot over time. the 💉 makes your back break out but it be like that. took me a min to find rating candidate pics without a dick in it 😂 head on is a lot more impressive than side profile and your thighs compliment it very well
ass: 9/10 it’s definitely improved a lot over time. the 💉 makes your back break out but it be like that. took me a min to find rating candidate pics without a dick in it 😂 head on is a lot more impressive than side profile and your thighs compliment it very well
January 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
for @bostonotter.bsky.social:
ass: 9/10 it’s definitely improved a lot over time. the 💉 makes your back break out but it be like that. took me a min to find rating candidate pics without a dick in it 😂 head on is a lot more impressive than side profile and your thighs compliment it very well
ass: 9/10 it’s definitely improved a lot over time. the 💉 makes your back break out but it be like that. took me a min to find rating candidate pics without a dick in it 😂 head on is a lot more impressive than side profile and your thighs compliment it very well
for @alphapupblue.slut.dog:
ass 8/10: including your back in this, the super furry back and ass makes you look like a total hound and dick looks completely natural in your round ass
dick 6/10: your ass is definitely your star asset, but the huge PA is a big turnon. balls a bit small/tight however
ass 8/10: including your back in this, the super furry back and ass makes you look like a total hound and dick looks completely natural in your round ass
dick 6/10: your ass is definitely your star asset, but the huge PA is a big turnon. balls a bit small/tight however
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
for @alphapupblue.slut.dog:
ass 8/10: including your back in this, the super furry back and ass makes you look like a total hound and dick looks completely natural in your round ass
dick 6/10: your ass is definitely your star asset, but the huge PA is a big turnon. balls a bit small/tight however
ass 8/10: including your back in this, the super furry back and ass makes you look like a total hound and dick looks completely natural in your round ass
dick 6/10: your ass is definitely your star asset, but the huge PA is a big turnon. balls a bit small/tight however
gotta go totally offline all day today. post tail in replies so i got something to come back to ❤️
January 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
gotta go totally offline all day today. post tail in replies so i got something to come back to ❤️
ass: 7.5/10. you have a beautifully meaty ass, it really stands out when its bordered/featured with a jockstrap or other clothing. with no jockstrap it loses some of its star power, so try to accent it with other clothing. the hair pattern is very consistent across the butt, current grooming is 👍🏻❤️
January 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
ass: 7.5/10. you have a beautifully meaty ass, it really stands out when its bordered/featured with a jockstrap or other clothing. with no jockstrap it loses some of its star power, so try to accent it with other clothing. the hair pattern is very consistent across the butt, current grooming is 👍🏻❤️
bawruff 🥰
cock: 8/10 - an honest rating, you have a beautiful veiny, hard cock with attractive foreskin and a very healthy looking head, and a left curve that looks like a lot of fun. your balls and scrote compliment your cock well. i like that you shave around the shaft. keep doing that, it helps
cock: 8/10 - an honest rating, you have a beautiful veiny, hard cock with attractive foreskin and a very healthy looking head, and a left curve that looks like a lot of fun. your balls and scrote compliment your cock well. i like that you shave around the shaft. keep doing that, it helps
January 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
bawruff 🥰
cock: 8/10 - an honest rating, you have a beautiful veiny, hard cock with attractive foreskin and a very healthy looking head, and a left curve that looks like a lot of fun. your balls and scrote compliment your cock well. i like that you shave around the shaft. keep doing that, it helps
cock: 8/10 - an honest rating, you have a beautiful veiny, hard cock with attractive foreskin and a very healthy looking head, and a left curve that looks like a lot of fun. your balls and scrote compliment your cock well. i like that you shave around the shaft. keep doing that, it helps
rate my cock and/or ass and I will return the favor (cock/ass your choice).
very honest cock/ass rates actually turn me on a lot…especially when there’s an explanation (and I always give an explanation)
you do consent to an honest rating from me by participating though.
very honest cock/ass rates actually turn me on a lot…especially when there’s an explanation (and I always give an explanation)
you do consent to an honest rating from me by participating though.
January 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
rate my cock and/or ass and I will return the favor (cock/ass your choice).
very honest cock/ass rates actually turn me on a lot…especially when there’s an explanation (and I always give an explanation)
you do consent to an honest rating from me by participating though.
very honest cock/ass rates actually turn me on a lot…especially when there’s an explanation (and I always give an explanation)
you do consent to an honest rating from me by participating though.
look I usually hate bathroom/toilet vids but anyways here’s the proof. ft. obnoxious music and shaky camera skills
January 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
look I usually hate bathroom/toilet vids but anyways here’s the proof. ft. obnoxious music and shaky camera skills
then just something im super proud of but not 100%: boss hogg from hankeys
January 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
then just something im super proud of but not 100%: boss hogg from hankeys
depth/non-plug that I can 100%: cutler X from hankeys
January 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
depth/non-plug that I can 100%: cutler X from hankeys
“there’s no way that just went in”: this plug after years of thinking it was just a meme toy that would never fit
January 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
“there’s no way that just went in”: this plug after years of thinking it was just a meme toy that would never fit
Three different answers (in replies)
January 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Three different answers (in replies)
anything @pupsnaxx.bsky.social says or does. next question
January 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
anything @pupsnaxx.bsky.social says or does. next question
this is me btw if you even care
(like…5 years ago but I think about these pics all the time)
(like…5 years ago but I think about these pics all the time)
January 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this is me btw if you even care
(like…5 years ago but I think about these pics all the time)
(like…5 years ago but I think about these pics all the time)
when the same person has follow-unfollowed me for the 10th time and I still haven’t followed back
January 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
when the same person has follow-unfollowed me for the 10th time and I still haven’t followed back
