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I didn't realize that the law only applies when it's not inconvenient
January 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I didn't realize that the law only applies when it's not inconvenient
Nothing is less masculine than WANTING something and BUYING it because it TASTES GOOD TO YOU.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Nothing is less masculine than WANTING something and BUYING it because it TASTES GOOD TO YOU.
The young old derf chronicles have been such a joy so far. I've missed these guys something fierce
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The young old derf chronicles have been such a joy so far. I've missed these guys something fierce
Gosh why didn't anyone think to research it before, we're saved
April 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Gosh why didn't anyone think to research it before, we're saved
Everything i see suggests he's freaking out (justifiably) about losing the narrative.
April 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Everything i see suggests he's freaking out (justifiably) about losing the narrative.
Have you tried making coffee at home? American-grown coffee, obviously.
April 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Have you tried making coffee at home? American-grown coffee, obviously.
He's released it 🤷♂️ we are living in interesting times
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
He's released it 🤷♂️ we are living in interesting times
And it's going to get much, much worse than this
March 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
And it's going to get much, much worse than this
This is legitimately nuts
March 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This is legitimately nuts
I saw one MAGAt asking Elmo to "make roads that last 100 years" and "abolish the power grid and put free energy machines in every house".
They literally want magic.
They literally want magic.
February 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I saw one MAGAt asking Elmo to "make roads that last 100 years" and "abolish the power grid and put free energy machines in every house".
They literally want magic.
They literally want magic.
And now anyone who sent it and gets fired has a compelling lawsuit.
Strong work, Elmo.
Strong work, Elmo.
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And now anyone who sent it and gets fired has a compelling lawsuit.
Strong work, Elmo.
Strong work, Elmo.
This is 100% correct
February 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is 100% correct
I fear it will take a genuine stock market crash to make this stick, and unfortunately that's going to hurt a lot of people who can't afford it.
February 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I fear it will take a genuine stock market crash to make this stick, and unfortunately that's going to hurt a lot of people who can't afford it.
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February 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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They're yummy!
February 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
They're yummy!
It's almost like they have no fucking clue what they're doing
February 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It's almost like they have no fucking clue what they're doing
I don't think they're targeting it. I think they have no idea what they're doing, they're just slashing and cutting without regard to consequences.
They're both evil and stupid
They're both evil and stupid
February 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I don't think they're targeting it. I think they have no idea what they're doing, they're just slashing and cutting without regard to consequences.
They're both evil and stupid
They're both evil and stupid
The idea that we could just unplug a bunch of shit from a complex system and then simply "turn the good parts back on again" shows such a fundamental misunderstanding (or deliberate misreading) of how systems work.
February 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The idea that we could just unplug a bunch of shit from a complex system and then simply "turn the good parts back on again" shows such a fundamental misunderstanding (or deliberate misreading) of how systems work.
I always do!
Hey wait
Hey wait
February 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I always do!
Hey wait
Hey wait
Oh, it'll all be Biden's fault until they find something they feel good about, and their base will eat it up.
February 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh, it'll all be Biden's fault until they find something they feel good about, and their base will eat it up.
Well they all keep dying in childhood for some reason no one could possibly understand
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well they all keep dying in childhood for some reason no one could possibly understand
How do you get them to hold still?
January 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
How do you get them to hold still?
Cake and revolution?
January 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Cake and revolution?
So you want to make it so it's impossible for normal people to do the job without graft? I don't deny that there is corruption but cutting the pay makes it so the corruption is *required*.
December 6, 2024 at 5:49 PM
So you want to make it so it's impossible for normal people to do the job without graft? I don't deny that there is corruption but cutting the pay makes it so the corruption is *required*.