Evan Leslie Jokes
@evanlesliejones.bsky.social
Stand up comedian. So far I like it here.
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Oh you did ayahuasca once and it changed the trajectory of your entire life? Sounds like you have a low tolerance to ayahuasca. Sounds like you’re an ayahuasca light weight. I did ayahuasca and was like “ya that was pretty cool” and moved on like a champ.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oh you did ayahuasca once and it changed the trajectory of your entire life? Sounds like you have a low tolerance to ayahuasca. Sounds like you’re an ayahuasca light weight. I did ayahuasca and was like “ya that was pretty cool” and moved on like a champ.
Taking an historic walking tour and I keep stopping the tour guide to ask “so is this… old?”
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Taking an historic walking tour and I keep stopping the tour guide to ask “so is this… old?”
Deepak Chopra is on the Epstein list. Between that, defending Peter Theil, and being besties with Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell has one of the worst senses of what a “good person” is. Dude acts like he’s connected to spiritual wavelengths and he can’t even sense evil in front of his face.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Deepak Chopra is on the Epstein list. Between that, defending Peter Theil, and being besties with Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell has one of the worst senses of what a “good person” is. Dude acts like he’s connected to spiritual wavelengths and he can’t even sense evil in front of his face.
Pretty crazy that saying “I want to kill a pedophile” could currently get you a visit from the Secret Service
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pretty crazy that saying “I want to kill a pedophile” could currently get you a visit from the Secret Service
Joe Rogan is so fucking stupid he thinks that these AI song covers are being fully written and composed by AI. Only the voice is AI, the notes it’s hitting and the music behind it are put together by a person beforehand you complete dumb fuck
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Joe Rogan is so fucking stupid he thinks that these AI song covers are being fully written and composed by AI. Only the voice is AI, the notes it’s hitting and the music behind it are put together by a person beforehand you complete dumb fuck
I have to give Trump credit where it’s due: Regardless of his motivation, having Charlie Kirk killed like that was pretty dope and funny
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have to give Trump credit where it’s due: Regardless of his motivation, having Charlie Kirk killed like that was pretty dope and funny
“The Last of Us” series would be way better games without any zombies
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
“The Last of Us” series would be way better games without any zombies
started making my first piece of video game content. not to toot my own horn, but I’m intuitively pretty good at this. I’m not the most technically “skilled” gamer, not decked out in terms of gear, not the fanciest editor or a wizard on Final Cut… but when I am entertaining and insightful as fuck
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
started making my first piece of video game content. not to toot my own horn, but I’m intuitively pretty good at this. I’m not the most technically “skilled” gamer, not decked out in terms of gear, not the fanciest editor or a wizard on Final Cut… but when I am entertaining and insightful as fuck
It’s crazy that donkeys aren’t just horses. We saw them and were like “nah that’s too stupid looking to also be a horse. Give it its own name and make that shit sound goofy as hell”
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s crazy that donkeys aren’t just horses. We saw them and were like “nah that’s too stupid looking to also be a horse. Give it its own name and make that shit sound goofy as hell”
I used to write roast-jokes for a comedian who ended up getting cast as a regular on a show because of my writing. When I started talking shit about Joe Rogan openly, he stopped replying to my DMs. Anyway he just got booed off stage at a festival. This is the only place I’m posting this.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I used to write roast-jokes for a comedian who ended up getting cast as a regular on a show because of my writing. When I started talking shit about Joe Rogan openly, he stopped replying to my DMs. Anyway he just got booed off stage at a festival. This is the only place I’m posting this.
This guy was on TikTok telling people in the comments that they don’t have the “comedy pedigree” to criticize Tony Hinchcliffe
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This guy was on TikTok telling people in the comments that they don’t have the “comedy pedigree” to criticize Tony Hinchcliffe
My day job in LA is pet care. So many dogs named “Koda” in this city
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My day job in LA is pet care. So many dogs named “Koda” in this city
“SNL sucks and isn’t funny”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
“SNL sucks and isn’t funny”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
“They only have a week to write and rehearse it all though!”
“So you still admit it sucks”
I remember watching this in a video production class in like 8th grade, and some chick who was in 11th grade was like “you’re going to grow up and realize how pointless and stupid that is.” Well jokes on her cus I’m in my 30s now and this shit is still fucking awesome.
It wasn't deep. It didn't have much to say. But Xiao Xiao inspired millions to try Flash animation for themselves.
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
A Beijing artist made this series -- and turned stick fights into a phenomenon. We're exploring why and how he did it:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/when-stick...
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I remember watching this in a video production class in like 8th grade, and some chick who was in 11th grade was like “you’re going to grow up and realize how pointless and stupid that is.” Well jokes on her cus I’m in my 30s now and this shit is still fucking awesome.
The only hope this country has left is if I can get super jacked again. Imagine me, just fucking swole. Just totally ripped. Like, imagine the country AFTER I get super buff as hell. Totally yolked. The nation, me muscular.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The only hope this country has left is if I can get super jacked again. Imagine me, just fucking swole. Just totally ripped. Like, imagine the country AFTER I get super buff as hell. Totally yolked. The nation, me muscular.
I started creating video game content. Mostly long form videos about lore, game philosophy and theory, game storytelling, reviews, and eventually live streams. Focusing mostly on games from PS2 to current gen. Mostly action adventure, RPGs and narrative adventure games. First video in the works now.
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I started creating video game content. Mostly long form videos about lore, game philosophy and theory, game storytelling, reviews, and eventually live streams. Focusing mostly on games from PS2 to current gen. Mostly action adventure, RPGs and narrative adventure games. First video in the works now.
The people who seem to like my comedy least are rich white yuppies and disgruntled “casino boomers”
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The people who seem to like my comedy least are rich white yuppies and disgruntled “casino boomers”
Did a show with this comic on the road, and after the show he set up a merch table and sold t-shirts with memes on them. But not memes he made, or memes related to his material, just random memes from the internet. That’s the most roundabout way to make money off stolen jokes I’ve ever seen
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Did a show with this comic on the road, and after the show he set up a merch table and sold t-shirts with memes on them. But not memes he made, or memes related to his material, just random memes from the internet. That’s the most roundabout way to make money off stolen jokes I’ve ever seen
Better believe that if/when I get some kind of money, clout, or show I could book them on, all of a sudden I’m going to be “an important voice in comedy. And saying what needs to be said”
A lot of comedians absolutely do not fux with me anymore and most likely don’t like me bacuse I talk shit about the cult and it’s sacred cows. But you guys seem pretty cool so I’ll keep doing stand up and also talking shit.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Better believe that if/when I get some kind of money, clout, or show I could book them on, all of a sudden I’m going to be “an important voice in comedy. And saying what needs to be said”
A lot of comedians absolutely do not fux with me anymore and most likely don’t like me bacuse I talk shit about the cult and it’s sacred cows. But you guys seem pretty cool so I’ll keep doing stand up and also talking shit.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
A lot of comedians absolutely do not fux with me anymore and most likely don’t like me bacuse I talk shit about the cult and it’s sacred cows. But you guys seem pretty cool so I’ll keep doing stand up and also talking shit.
Every dumb fuck racist I’ve met is obsessed with this Russian MMA fighter. Dudes entire fighting career was rigged, trumped up bullshit put together by the Russian Mafia. But these idiots are like “he’s the greatest fighter of all time and peak human althtisism”
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Every dumb fuck racist I’ve met is obsessed with this Russian MMA fighter. Dudes entire fighting career was rigged, trumped up bullshit put together by the Russian Mafia. But these idiots are like “he’s the greatest fighter of all time and peak human althtisism”
You aren’t Paul Mooney, you didn’t have audience members walking out of your show because they were uncomfortable with the truth you were telling. You walked audience members because you’re boring and your comedy sucks ass.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You aren’t Paul Mooney, you didn’t have audience members walking out of your show because they were uncomfortable with the truth you were telling. You walked audience members because you’re boring and your comedy sucks ass.
“When you say Theo Von is a hack, right wing grifter it makes him so sad he can’t even perform at his own special taping” Ok, and? The dude is almost fucking 50 years old and we’re supposed to give a fuck if his feelings got hurt? Suck it up and write some actual jokes you bitch boy
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“When you say Theo Von is a hack, right wing grifter it makes him so sad he can’t even perform at his own special taping” Ok, and? The dude is almost fucking 50 years old and we’re supposed to give a fuck if his feelings got hurt? Suck it up and write some actual jokes you bitch boy
You’re a Gen Z, your step dad just got back from his three day weekend at “Alpha Bootcamp for Champions” and he’s being extra dickish about you finishing all the milk, just because they told him if he doesn’t sell enough used cars at work someone else will fuck your mom.
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You’re a Gen Z, your step dad just got back from his three day weekend at “Alpha Bootcamp for Champions” and he’s being extra dickish about you finishing all the milk, just because they told him if he doesn’t sell enough used cars at work someone else will fuck your mom.
I’m not a Sean Penn fan, but I’ve gotta give him credit, not many famous movie stars are willing to sacrifice so much to have totally sick fucking biceps. Dude was like “ya my face and look like complete shit but my arms better look like Stallone in his prime, all the way up until the day I die”
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’m not a Sean Penn fan, but I’ve gotta give him credit, not many famous movie stars are willing to sacrifice so much to have totally sick fucking biceps. Dude was like “ya my face and look like complete shit but my arms better look like Stallone in his prime, all the way up until the day I die”