@benjaminsolak.bsky.social MY INSANELY LARGE ADULT SON JORDAN DAVIS

@benjaminsolak.bsky.social Important question on Big Haircut aka Baldianni. Do we think he needs to re-shave the head in advance of the playoffs, to reignite the fire? Or does he explicitly NOT cut his hair, because it was only the original buzz that brought the vibes? I'll hang up and listen.

It's truly inexcusable that the last Sunday Night Football game of the season and both these teams have rested their starting QBs

What's that? 📞 I'm being told that these ARE the starting QBs.. interesting

@sheilkapadia.bsky.social what's the CBC meter on Darnold and Reichard and the Vikings right now?

@sheilkapadia.bsky.social @syedschemes.bsky.social
Smart player alert Jalen Carter devours the screen pass...

"the player of the game is the independent neurologist"

- @siobhanko.bsky.social

Narrator: "This didn't happen"

GAME FUCKING SAVING PLAY BY CALCATERRA

If the Eagles win, Nick Sirianni is opening his post-game press conference with a 7-minute monologue on Grant Calcaterra's hustle to recover that fumble.

There's only one proper greeting:

Go Birds