EvanJM
@evanjm02.bsky.social
“My First Hipster Retro Pack” #alf #facebookmarketplace
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“My First Hipster Retro Pack” #alf #facebookmarketplace
Ok Spotify, you can just say I’m an old white guy. Even older than I actually am. 💁🏻♂️ #spotifywrapped2025
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ok Spotify, you can just say I’m an old white guy. Even older than I actually am. 💁🏻♂️ #spotifywrapped2025
Do you feel like you’re just not getting enough attention at Thanksgiving this year? Do you want to be the life of the party next year? Or, do you hate your family? #facebookmarketplace #thanksgivingedition
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Do you feel like you’re just not getting enough attention at Thanksgiving this year? Do you want to be the life of the party next year? Or, do you hate your family? #facebookmarketplace #thanksgivingedition
“Winifred Sanderson and Thackery Binx” at The Bell House
on Halloween watching a drinking game reading of “Hocus Pocus”.
on Halloween watching a drinking game reading of “Hocus Pocus”.
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“Winifred Sanderson and Thackery Binx” at The Bell House
on Halloween watching a drinking game reading of “Hocus Pocus”.
on Halloween watching a drinking game reading of “Hocus Pocus”.
I am on a show Wednesday. Do you like material about OCD, polyamory, and domestic issues with my cat? Of course you do! Come on by! @soupofthedaycomedy
October 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am on a show Wednesday. Do you like material about OCD, polyamory, and domestic issues with my cat? Of course you do! Come on by! @soupofthedaycomedy
Wanna show your kids your hip to the latest trend while simultaneously scaring the sh*t out of them? #facebookmarketplace
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wanna show your kids your hip to the latest trend while simultaneously scaring the sh*t out of them? #facebookmarketplace
An oldie but a goodie. Circa 2012 #miamihurricanes #beatlouisville
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
An oldie but a goodie. Circa 2012 #miamihurricanes #beatlouisville
Rivalry week begins. My stress dreams in the spring often involve missing this game. #miamihurricanes #beatfsu
September 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Rivalry week begins. My stress dreams in the spring often involve missing this game. #miamihurricanes #beatfsu
JFC “META AI”, this was a pic of me at 15 going as “The Church Lady” for Halloween. Nope.
September 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
JFC “META AI”, this was a pic of me at 15 going as “The Church Lady” for Halloween. Nope.
This was ANTIFish who kept me company after I moved out of my sister’s and got my apartment in Montclair early 2021. I got him shortly after January 6 (and named him in proud spite!) He didn’t last long. May the movement his was named for continue!
September 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This was ANTIFish who kept me company after I moved out of my sister’s and got my apartment in Montclair early 2021. I got him shortly after January 6 (and named him in proud spite!) He didn’t last long. May the movement his was named for continue!
Classic! A reminder of a time when journalists had courage. #riprobertredford
September 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Classic! A reminder of a time when journalists had courage. #riprobertredford
Why don’t I have this already? #facebookmarketplace
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Why don’t I have this already? #facebookmarketplace
And today’s winner is..! #FacebookMarketplace
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
And today’s winner is..! #FacebookMarketplace
Someone at the CW is getting a raise and someone at ESPN/ABC is getting fired. #miamihurricanes #usfvsmiami #ufvslsu
September 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Someone at the CW is getting a raise and someone at ESPN/ABC is getting fired. #miamihurricanes #usfvsmiami #ufvslsu