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Evan
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Opening BlueSky for the first time in 3 months, I’m glad that this is the first skeet I saw
May 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is hilarious because the outcome will 100% be less women unintentionally getting pregnant because they understand their cycle better
April 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They have concepts of a platform
April 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
As we all know humans tan given a change to a sunny environment. In this 12 part essay I’ll explain how we can breath on Mars
March 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Gotta be Marrianas
January 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If they’re just working off of a busted up port of Bluesky, it may not be quick but they could certainly eventually extend video length. I don’t believe the AT protocol itself would limit that, would it?
January 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The social media revolution, holy shit, it’s real
January 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This revelation has convinced me that we are in fact safe from nuclear extinction
January 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Holy shit based
January 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
- the sun, considering future supernova status
January 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ok
January 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ahhh that makes sense.

Yeah wtf.
December 31, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I’m so confused by this thread. Were his writers a part of the strike? If so they stopped working in protest… you don’t get paid for work when striking because you’re not working when striking.

That’s why union dues are a thing, for pay during strikes.

Am I missing something??
December 31, 2024 at 5:01 AM
The bi girlfriend dynamic explained in 7 simple words
December 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
When the disinformation machine turns against its creators
December 28, 2024 at 3:08 PM
You’re so real for that
December 27, 2024 at 5:06 PM
And also lies on a gun form
December 27, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Doot doot!
December 27, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Whoever likes this comment enjoys Hitler fanfic
December 27, 2024 at 7:05 AM