Evan Graham
@evangraham.bsky.social
He/Him. Science fiction novelist and purveyor of dread.
Tantalus Depths available now: https://amzn.to/3LUFDRo
Tantalus Depths available now: https://amzn.to/3LUFDRo
You know, I don't think he really wants us to have a happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You know, I don't think he really wants us to have a happy Easter.
Today's the day! My newest story, Mad Dog, is out now, in the fifth and final volume of @shadowpawpress.bsky.social 's Shapers of Worlds anthology collection. It was such an honor to participate in this collaboration with some of the most brilliant science fiction and fantasy creators writing today.
March 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Today's the day! My newest story, Mad Dog, is out now, in the fifth and final volume of @shadowpawpress.bsky.social 's Shapers of Worlds anthology collection. It was such an honor to participate in this collaboration with some of the most brilliant science fiction and fantasy creators writing today.
How much do we have to hate stuff to get our checks, anyway?
I think I missed my calling.
I think I missed my calling.
March 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
How much do we have to hate stuff to get our checks, anyway?
I think I missed my calling.
I think I missed my calling.
Back at it again with another great year of events! Akron Book Fest, let's goooooo!
March 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Back at it again with another great year of events! Akron Book Fest, let's goooooo!
It's a rough time to be an indie author, but I'm not spending 2025 on the bench. I'm finally ready to announce my 2025 touring schedule!
Fellow Ohioans and those who don't mind the drive, I hope to see all your lovely faces this year. Or your ugly ones, I don't judge.
Fellow Ohioans and those who don't mind the drive, I hope to see all your lovely faces this year. Or your ugly ones, I don't judge.
March 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's a rough time to be an indie author, but I'm not spending 2025 on the bench. I'm finally ready to announce my 2025 touring schedule!
Fellow Ohioans and those who don't mind the drive, I hope to see all your lovely faces this year. Or your ugly ones, I don't judge.
Fellow Ohioans and those who don't mind the drive, I hope to see all your lovely faces this year. Or your ugly ones, I don't judge.
Support indie bookstores!
If you find yourself in northeast Ohio, visit my friends at Black Cat Books and Oddities in Medina. It's one of the coolest indie bookstores you'll find.
#shoplocal
If you find yourself in northeast Ohio, visit my friends at Black Cat Books and Oddities in Medina. It's one of the coolest indie bookstores you'll find.
#shoplocal
February 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Support indie bookstores!
If you find yourself in northeast Ohio, visit my friends at Black Cat Books and Oddities in Medina. It's one of the coolest indie bookstores you'll find.
#shoplocal
If you find yourself in northeast Ohio, visit my friends at Black Cat Books and Oddities in Medina. It's one of the coolest indie bookstores you'll find.
#shoplocal
Tantalus Depths
Ellen Ripley vs HAL 9000 on a world of cosmic horrors
A woman fights to protect her crew, her ship, and her sanity from a renegade AI and a mysterious alien entity on a planet that isn't a planet.
#WSPit #WSPitP #A #SF #H
Available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook
Link in bio
Ellen Ripley vs HAL 9000 on a world of cosmic horrors
A woman fights to protect her crew, her ship, and her sanity from a renegade AI and a mysterious alien entity on a planet that isn't a planet.
#WSPit #WSPitP #A #SF #H
Available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook
Link in bio
February 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When Elon Musk stated that all federal employees needed to send an email by Monday listing five things they accomplished this week or be terminated, he never specified that ONLY federal employees could do it.
(Email's HR@opm.gov, if you're feeling froggy)
#Emails2DOGE
(Email's HR@opm.gov, if you're feeling froggy)
#Emails2DOGE
February 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
When Elon Musk stated that all federal employees needed to send an email by Monday listing five things they accomplished this week or be terminated, he never specified that ONLY federal employees could do it.
(Email's HR@opm.gov, if you're feeling froggy)
#Emails2DOGE
(Email's HR@opm.gov, if you're feeling froggy)
#Emails2DOGE
My newest story, Mad Dog, arrives March 25th in Volume 5 of @edwardwillett.bsky.social's Shapers of Worlds anthology series.
It's a raw and bloody revenge story about a badass mercenary single-handedly taking on an army of raiders on a toxic desert planet.
Also features a 10-story tall bulldozer.
It's a raw and bloody revenge story about a badass mercenary single-handedly taking on an army of raiders on a toxic desert planet.
Also features a 10-story tall bulldozer.
February 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My newest story, Mad Dog, arrives March 25th in Volume 5 of @edwardwillett.bsky.social's Shapers of Worlds anthology series.
It's a raw and bloody revenge story about a badass mercenary single-handedly taking on an army of raiders on a toxic desert planet.
Also features a 10-story tall bulldozer.
It's a raw and bloody revenge story about a badass mercenary single-handedly taking on an army of raiders on a toxic desert planet.
Also features a 10-story tall bulldozer.
This is an interesting way to advertise a sandwich.
"Try our new fish sandwich! It may have an enormous metal hook inside it."
"Try our new fish sandwich! It may have an enormous metal hook inside it."
February 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This is an interesting way to advertise a sandwich.
"Try our new fish sandwich! It may have an enormous metal hook inside it."
"Try our new fish sandwich! It may have an enormous metal hook inside it."
I'd rather have generative AI just not be a thing, but I'll settle for China ruining Big Tech's fun
January 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'd rather have generative AI just not be a thing, but I'll settle for China ruining Big Tech's fun
These avocados are coming on a bit strong
January 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
These avocados are coming on a bit strong
Autism isn't Musk's problem. Ignorance, arrogance, and a paper-thin ego are.
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Autism isn't Musk's problem. Ignorance, arrogance, and a paper-thin ego are.
If you want a standalone palate cleanser while you wait, you'll probably like my book, Tantalus Depths.
It is part of a series (and you'll be waiting even longer for the next one, I'm afraid), but it's an anthology series, so each story is complete.
It is part of a series (and you'll be waiting even longer for the next one, I'm afraid), but it's an anthology series, so each story is complete.
January 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If you want a standalone palate cleanser while you wait, you'll probably like my book, Tantalus Depths.
It is part of a series (and you'll be waiting even longer for the next one, I'm afraid), but it's an anthology series, so each story is complete.
It is part of a series (and you'll be waiting even longer for the next one, I'm afraid), but it's an anthology series, so each story is complete.
I signed up for a period tracker app a few months ago to screw with any potential reproduction regulations our charming government may wish to inflict.
I must have gotten on some kind of list, because I keep getting these surveys sent to my mailbox.
This one came with five dollars!
I must have gotten on some kind of list, because I keep getting these surveys sent to my mailbox.
This one came with five dollars!
January 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I signed up for a period tracker app a few months ago to screw with any potential reproduction regulations our charming government may wish to inflict.
I must have gotten on some kind of list, because I keep getting these surveys sent to my mailbox.
This one came with five dollars!
I must have gotten on some kind of list, because I keep getting these surveys sent to my mailbox.
This one came with five dollars!
I'm bad about those too.
I really need to learn the Kevin Malone technique.
I really need to learn the Kevin Malone technique.
January 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm bad about those too.
I really need to learn the Kevin Malone technique.
I really need to learn the Kevin Malone technique.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows an eyebar's faulty
On that bridge, about to break.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows an eyebar's faulty
On that bridge, about to break.
December 25, 2024 at 8:35 PM
He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows an eyebar's faulty
On that bridge, about to break.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows an eyebar's faulty
On that bridge, about to break.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 5:36 PM
You will be visited by three spirits