I just *love* how I'm in a great mood, then milk comes along and ruins my day. My own fault for not checking the label. #lactoseintolerant

I appreciate how insulted my kids are when they watch a show and there's an ad.

I hate PMS brain fog.

I didn't know what to put in my daughter's Easter basket, so I put a box of macaroni and cheese (Annie's, if you want to know). The excitement in her voice when she found her basket, and saw that box of mac and cheese, was the best. 10/10, might do it again.

My husband was mentioned in the acknowledgements of a book!

Finished reading The Fellowship of the Ring to the little kids, so on to The Two Towers.

Hot take: probiotic soda is for people who are that scared kombucha will make them a hippie.

I forgot I don't have the constitution to eat even a slightly questionable salad.

Not sure how $20.88 is 20% of $92.22. Red Robin really wants me to tip well! Also, nearly $100 for burgers for five people is wild.