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no relation to the band. philadelphia union enjoyer. liverpool. eagles. phillies. weird jazz/dub/downtempo liker. ‘92
3. Minimally offensive beyond the inefficiency of selling coffee exclusively via chemex and serving it in for here mugs. I can only speculate, and hopefully so, that there is a dishwashing apparatus underneath the counter. At least an A-Frame storefront is less beholden to the elements.
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
2. Nevermind that “Roadside Chemex” sounds like a weed strain, why are there only eight to-go cups? How are you going to refill the kettle to perpetuate the lengthy brewing process for a customer base that loves things going fast? Poor planning.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
In this thread I will be critiquing the coffee shops found in Kirby Air Riders.

1. A compelling shop, up until you realize that machine’s breville barista express. With an inconsistent grinder, and only a single boiler inside, god help you if you have more than one customer waiting or a milk drink
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's five by five friday
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
scooter put out a new christmas techno song
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
that’s good bean
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
first beans of the slow crawl to yule have arrived
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It’s five by five Friday
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
human robot lager and soccer until 9 est
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It’s five by five frightday 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
it’s five by five Friday once more
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
it’s five by five Friday
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
me every time I have the urge to reply to posts about how awful a week for Philadelphia sports it’s been with a bimbo-Jersey-clad “⚽️🤓👆 akshually”
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s five by five Friday
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Vinyl acquirer
October 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
it’s five by five Friday
October 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
morning bean in the Liverpool mug
September 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it’s five by five Friday
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s five by five Friday
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
oh man Friday morning, I bet release radar has some great new content from artists I like on it
the ever-ensloppening royalty free enamored so-called Spotify “playlist”:
September 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
September 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
well I definitely forgot I did that almost six years ago lmao
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
went down the rabbit hole of grinch sneakers last night. here are two examples.
September 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM