Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD.
@evanatherton.bsky.social
He/Him
Dad/Husband
Musician/Songwriter
MHP/CRSS
Ally/Advocate/Anti-Racist
Someday-Writer/Everyday-Silly Goose
Dad/Husband
Musician/Songwriter
MHP/CRSS
Ally/Advocate/Anti-Racist
Someday-Writer/Everyday-Silly Goose
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but he had a real knack for bringing politicians together despite party affiliations.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but he had a real knack for bringing politicians together despite party affiliations.
If someone is telling you about their baby I think you should call their baby a loser, but also shame them for enabling their loser baby’s behavior.
August 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If someone is telling you about their baby I think you should call their baby a loser, but also shame them for enabling their loser baby’s behavior.
I’d like to do improv, but I also want to not be insufferable.
August 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’d like to do improv, but I also want to not be insufferable.
Name trends are wild. One day Grandpa Jayden will be reading to lil’ baby Edith or some shit.
August 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Name trends are wild. One day Grandpa Jayden will be reading to lil’ baby Edith or some shit.
Reposted by Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD.
Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
August 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
We were so quick to call it phone sex we never even thought to call it phone boning
August 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We were so quick to call it phone sex we never even thought to call it phone boning
Doin shit on TikTok now. Idk who tf I am.
August 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Doin shit on TikTok now. Idk who tf I am.
👎🏻white people blues👎🏻
June 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
👎🏻white people blues👎🏻
Fuck you. I’m putting ketchup on my hot dog, pineapple on my pizza, chili on my cinnamon rolls, and cottage cheese on everything.
June 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fuck you. I’m putting ketchup on my hot dog, pineapple on my pizza, chili on my cinnamon rolls, and cottage cheese on everything.
Been thinkin of a lotta jokes lately
March 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Been thinkin of a lotta jokes lately
Reposted by Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD.
Odd how the turns have tabled… Trump reversed course and admitted that Russia did, in fact, invade Ukraine. International news sources and independent media have stepped up to keep Americans informed.
February 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Odd how the turns have tabled… Trump reversed course and admitted that Russia did, in fact, invade Ukraine. International news sources and independent media have stepped up to keep Americans informed.
What if we, as a society, made an amendment excluding anyone who’s ever received a Stone Cold Stunner from ever holding positions in the federal government? What if we did that?
WATCH: McMahon's confirmation proceedings are likely to focus on how she would handle President Trump's plans to dissolve the U.S. Education Department.
Watch: Confirmation hearing for Linda McMahon, Trump's education secretary pick
McMahon's confirmation proceedings are likely to focus on how she would handle President Trump's plans to dissolve the U.S. Education Department.
www.npr.org
February 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What if we, as a society, made an amendment excluding anyone who’s ever received a Stone Cold Stunner from ever holding positions in the federal government? What if we did that?
This is a great game.
February 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is a great game.
Tonight in Rockford.
February 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Tonight in Rockford.
What this country needs is resurgence of WWJD bracelets
February 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
What this country needs is resurgence of WWJD bracelets
I’ll be 38 years old next month, which is why I was standing perfectly still last night and messed up my knee.
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ll be 38 years old next month, which is why I was standing perfectly still last night and messed up my knee.
Starting a melodic grindcore band.
February 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Starting a melodic grindcore band.
Someone complimented my Celtics hat today and I’m probably gonna feel cool af forever now
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Someone complimented my Celtics hat today and I’m probably gonna feel cool af forever now
Trying my darnedest to not be a conspiracy theorist right now, but fuck.
February 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Trying my darnedest to not be a conspiracy theorist right now, but fuck.
My man Stan.
February 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My man Stan.
Reposted by Dr. Evan Atherton, WebMD.
Dozens of Jan. 6 defendants who received pardons from President Trump had past criminal convictions for charges including rape, manslaughter, domestic violence and drug trafficking.
Criminal records of Jan. 6 rioters pardoned by Trump include rape, domestic violence
Dozens of Jan. 6 defendants who received pardons from President Trump had past criminal convictions for charges including rape, manslaughter, domestic violence and drug trafficking.
www.npr.org
January 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dozens of Jan. 6 defendants who received pardons from President Trump had past criminal convictions for charges including rape, manslaughter, domestic violence and drug trafficking.
Anyone wanna go in on an old farm somewhere in the UK? Make it an animal sanctuary? Rent out the farmland to crop farmers? Put in a recording studio?
January 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Anyone wanna go in on an old farm somewhere in the UK? Make it an animal sanctuary? Rent out the farmland to crop farmers? Put in a recording studio?