Evan Anderson
@evananderson.org
goblin caretaker, AARP's youngest member
You just don't see people laughing all the way to the bank anymore, not since they invented mobile deposit
August 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You just don't see people laughing all the way to the bank anymore, not since they invented mobile deposit
Leaving the toilet store yelling I SAID BIDET, SIR until somebody finally gives in and laughs
July 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Leaving the toilet store yelling I SAID BIDET, SIR until somebody finally gives in and laughs
It's pretty revealing that when the left talks about tyranny we are referring to anonymous government agents snatching people off the streets and stuffing them into unmarked vans, and when the right talks about tyranny they just mean taxes
June 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It's pretty revealing that when the left talks about tyranny we are referring to anonymous government agents snatching people off the streets and stuffing them into unmarked vans, and when the right talks about tyranny they just mean taxes
made daily with FOOD
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
made daily with FOOD
Jordan Peterson, weeping:
Antifa is short for anti-father...the most hateful ideology there is
June 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Jordan Peterson, weeping:
Guy who put half his life savings in NFTs 3 years ago: yeah you can just use AI for that
June 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Guy who put half his life savings in NFTs 3 years ago: yeah you can just use AI for that
You look like you post on Bluesky (derogatory)
June 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You look like you post on Bluesky (derogatory)
Everything that's been happening this past week is a distraction from the real issue: my favorite new vegan fast food joint is out of milkshakes for the next 10 days
June 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Everything that's been happening this past week is a distraction from the real issue: my favorite new vegan fast food joint is out of milkshakes for the next 10 days
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how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”
May 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”
Need a bowl of the chili that made Alex Jones forget his son's name
May 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Need a bowl of the chili that made Alex Jones forget his son's name
INSPIRING: This nonbinary pet-sitter keeps misgendering my cat
May 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
INSPIRING: This nonbinary pet-sitter keeps misgendering my cat
*Trying to fit in*
Walton Goggins' noggin tea is insane
Walton Goggins' noggin tea is insane
May 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
*Trying to fit in*
Walton Goggins' noggin tea is insane
Walton Goggins' noggin tea is insane
I make vegan stroopwafels now
April 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I make vegan stroopwafels now
She saw me getting driven away on the hood of a car during a road rage incident and got the ick
March 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She saw me getting driven away on the hood of a car during a road rage incident and got the ick
Positive affirmations have gotten more interesting lately
March 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Positive affirmations have gotten more interesting lately
You can still buy dinosaur eggs oatmeal at the grocery store and they won't even check your ID and find out you're 32
March 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You can still buy dinosaur eggs oatmeal at the grocery store and they won't even check your ID and find out you're 32
the dutch went off when they invented stroopwafels
March 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
the dutch went off when they invented stroopwafels
I'm not crashing out, I'm a one man flash mob
March 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'm not crashing out, I'm a one man flash mob
Please, Mr. Son was my father. Call me "Dad Son"
February 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Please, Mr. Son was my father. Call me "Dad Son"
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People literally died from Covid while claiming it doesn’t exist. There is never going to be a wake up call for some people. A lot of people. It’s not about convincing them if they can’t be convinced. IMO it’s about overwhelming them entirely with opposition.
February 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
People literally died from Covid while claiming it doesn’t exist. There is never going to be a wake up call for some people. A lot of people. It’s not about convincing them if they can’t be convinced. IMO it’s about overwhelming them entirely with opposition.
Hey quick question what the fuck are you talking about
The whole question over how many bills they need is a sideshow.
Republicans could do a hundred bills, it doesn’t make a difference.
Republicans could do a hundred bills, it doesn’t make a difference.
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hey quick question what the fuck are you talking about
It's going to be so funny when he dies
February 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's going to be so funny when he dies
I remember my history teacher having us debate whether "might makes right or right makes might" and all I could think about was that if one party is powerful and wrong it does not matter who is right
February 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I remember my history teacher having us debate whether "might makes right or right makes might" and all I could think about was that if one party is powerful and wrong it does not matter who is right
Neighbor's cat in the snow. Can hardly see him
February 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Neighbor's cat in the snow. Can hardly see him
Gazing directly into the dental assistant's eyes for the entire hour long oral exam through the cool shades she gave me
February 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Gazing directly into the dental assistant's eyes for the entire hour long oral exam through the cool shades she gave me