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evan.potato.engineer
evannn
@evan.potato.engineer
a tallish human
really flippin' polite
musician, writer, boxed wine drinker
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A few seconds over 30, I hope you won’t hold it against me!
June 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This was my first thought as well haha 😂
June 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
All I know is I’m really in the mood for some Outback Steakhouse
June 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*gently slaps roof of bin* this baby can hold so many raccoons
June 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sounds like my ex-wife
May 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Really not as bad as people say, totally a victim of inadequate marketing. The scene at Medieval Times is still one of my favourites!
May 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I haven’t felt this uneasy since the last time I watched The Cable Guy
May 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Some people are just built different and by different I mean what the fuck
May 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
this is so possum
May 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM