Dr. Gay Idiot, PhD
@evan-tuality.bsky.social
Computational biologist, walkable city enjoyer and national embarrassment. Opinions are not my own.
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Call your elected representatives and demand action to stop the ongoing censorship, defunding and sabotage of life-saving research.
All the Whos down in Whoville have for years opposed zoning reform, preventing the development of dense housing and displacing the Grinch population.
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
All the Whos down in Whoville have for years opposed zoning reform, preventing the development of dense housing and displacing the Grinch population.
Imperial measurements make perfect sense. An ounce is the amount of weed British kings used to smoke in one sitting.
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Imperial measurements make perfect sense. An ounce is the amount of weed British kings used to smoke in one sitting.
To compensate for falling vaccination rates, I will be getting 3 million MMR vaccines to boost the average vaccination rate in this country. I will save public health and become a god.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
To compensate for falling vaccination rates, I will be getting 3 million MMR vaccines to boost the average vaccination rate in this country. I will save public health and become a god.
You fool! I have already reduced the sanctity of your heterosexual marriage!
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You fool! I have already reduced the sanctity of your heterosexual marriage!
I stopped doing benchtop biology because I sucked at it. On the plus side, I never get emergency texts from a -80C freezer, and never have to ask anyone to babysit my flies or cells to take a trip. No 2 AM timepoints. Just me and my computer and as many uncovered beverages as I want.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I stopped doing benchtop biology because I sucked at it. On the plus side, I never get emergency texts from a -80C freezer, and never have to ask anyone to babysit my flies or cells to take a trip. No 2 AM timepoints. Just me and my computer and as many uncovered beverages as I want.
Just failed No Thought November
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Just failed No Thought November
Are you a magic sword? Because I’d love to have an Ex of your caliber
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Are you a magic sword? Because I’d love to have an Ex of your caliber
I want a government small enough to fit inside me
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I want a government small enough to fit inside me
Most people do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic every week. The average is inflated by Microplastics Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 20000 credit cards per day.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Most people do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic every week. The average is inflated by Microplastics Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 20000 credit cards per day.
During my PhD I was openly gay but was closeted about my desire to work in industry.
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
During my PhD I was openly gay but was closeted about my desire to work in industry.
Jesus loved to create value for shareholders
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Jesus loved to create value for shareholders
“Locktober” is when you “lock in” and focus on your family and values for the month of October. Make sure to tell everyone you celebrate.
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“Locktober” is when you “lock in” and focus on your family and values for the month of October. Make sure to tell everyone you celebrate.
Vaccines and Tylenol cured my autism.
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Vaccines and Tylenol cured my autism.
Hallowed be thy ween
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hallowed be thy ween
MAGA has ruined the word “magazine”
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
MAGA has ruined the word “magazine”
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
Kids these days don’t even know how to defragment a hard drive.
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Kids these days don’t even know how to defragment a hard drive.
It’s Adamant Eve, not Adam and Eve
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It’s Adamant Eve, not Adam and Eve
Athletic Greens AG1 is a ripoff. It’s glorified spirulina powder for $100 a month. It could be better than eating no vegetables, but you should get your vitamins from real fruits and vegetables instead.
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Athletic Greens AG1 is a ripoff. It’s glorified spirulina powder for $100 a month. It could be better than eating no vegetables, but you should get your vitamins from real fruits and vegetables instead.
I would do anything for my health insurance provider
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I would do anything for my health insurance provider
To install an R package, you must first install every other R package.
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
To install an R package, you must first install every other R package.
And it was the greatest colonoscopy the doctors had ever seen. They came up to me and said “Sir! How is your colon so magnificent? Can we study you?” But I had to decline, to serve the American people.
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And it was the greatest colonoscopy the doctors had ever seen. They came up to me and said “Sir! How is your colon so magnificent? Can we study you?” But I had to decline, to serve the American people.
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who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.
Hamburger Helper? I hardly know ‘er!
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hamburger Helper? I hardly know ‘er!