Evan
@evan--lee.bsky.social
Level 40 gamer dad. I try to be funny, to varying degrees of success.
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This made me laugh so dang hard for some reason. Just that thing where a joke hits you in juuuust the right way.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 PM
This made me laugh so dang hard for some reason. Just that thing where a joke hits you in juuuust the right way.
I would never leave my family for any reason...
BUT if I did, you can safely assume it's because I wanted the security of putting something down someplace, and when I go back to get it, it is still in that same place.
BUT if I did, you can safely assume it's because I wanted the security of putting something down someplace, and when I go back to get it, it is still in that same place.
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I would never leave my family for any reason...
BUT if I did, you can safely assume it's because I wanted the security of putting something down someplace, and when I go back to get it, it is still in that same place.
BUT if I did, you can safely assume it's because I wanted the security of putting something down someplace, and when I go back to get it, it is still in that same place.
This is the craziest hand of Go Fish I've ever seen.
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
This is the craziest hand of Go Fish I've ever seen.
I could fall asleep at my desk right now.
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I could fall asleep at my desk right now.
New tactic for annoying children. In an overly cheerful voice:
Sixty-seven, am I right?
Sixty-seven, am I right?
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
New tactic for annoying children. In an overly cheerful voice:
Sixty-seven, am I right?
Sixty-seven, am I right?
Slightly diminish a game.
Inspired by the one below:
Castlevania: Ballad of the Night
Inspired by the one below:
Castlevania: Ballad of the Night
Slightly diminish a game.
Citadelvania
Citadelvania
Slightly diminish a game.
Penultimate Fantasy.
Penultimate Fantasy.
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
Inspired by the one below:
Castlevania: Ballad of the Night
Inspired by the one below:
Castlevania: Ballad of the Night
Slightly diminish a game.
Penultimate Fantasy.
Penultimate Fantasy.
Slightly diminish a game.
Moral Kombat
Moral Kombat
Slightly diminish a game.
The Anecdote of Zelda.
The Anecdote of Zelda.
January 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
Penultimate Fantasy.
Penultimate Fantasy.
Slightly diminish a game.
The Anecdote of Zelda.
The Anecdote of Zelda.
Slightly diminish a game.
Super Mario Cousins
Super Mario Cousins
Slightly diminish a game.
Wood Gear Solid.
Wood Gear Solid.
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
The Anecdote of Zelda.
The Anecdote of Zelda.
Slightly diminish a game.
Wood Gear Solid.
Wood Gear Solid.
Slightly diminish a game.
Secondary Residence Evil
Secondary Residence Evil
Slightly diminish a game.
Kirby’s Mediocre Yarn
Kirby’s Mediocre Yarn
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Slightly diminish a game.
Wood Gear Solid.
Wood Gear Solid.
A disturbing trend among my kids and their friends...
None of them seem to be able to count from one to five, or anything from eight onwards.
None of them seem to be able to count from one to five, or anything from eight onwards.
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
A disturbing trend among my kids and their friends...
None of them seem to be able to count from one to five, or anything from eight onwards.
None of them seem to be able to count from one to five, or anything from eight onwards.
Guys! What if right before a new year, we started telling everyone that we'll "see them next year"?!
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Guys! What if right before a new year, we started telling everyone that we'll "see them next year"?!
Started playing Lego Voyagers with my son last night. We both had a blast. Can't wait to get back to it!
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Started playing Lego Voyagers with my son last night. We both had a blast. Can't wait to get back to it!
I keep second guessing this video, wondering if it is AI.
It's just such a funny concept, I really want it to be legit.
I laughed for like, 10 minutes straight.
It's just such a funny concept, I really want it to be legit.
I laughed for like, 10 minutes straight.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I keep second guessing this video, wondering if it is AI.
It's just such a funny concept, I really want it to be legit.
I laughed for like, 10 minutes straight.
It's just such a funny concept, I really want it to be legit.
I laughed for like, 10 minutes straight.
Happy Stranger Things Season 5 Vol. 2 day!
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Happy Stranger Things Season 5 Vol. 2 day!
Suikoden 2 whack a mole is reeaaalllly getting annoying.
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Suikoden 2 whack a mole is reeaaalllly getting annoying.
My bro and his wife are vegan. For holiday dinners, they bring a lot of their own food, but I always try to make at least one thing vegan friendly. Then i have moments where I'm like, ooh, this butter is vegan so now they can eat the gravy i make!
You know, the sauce made from animal fat! 🤦♂️
You know, the sauce made from animal fat! 🤦♂️
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My bro and his wife are vegan. For holiday dinners, they bring a lot of their own food, but I always try to make at least one thing vegan friendly. Then i have moments where I'm like, ooh, this butter is vegan so now they can eat the gravy i make!
You know, the sauce made from animal fat! 🤦♂️
You know, the sauce made from animal fat! 🤦♂️
Do people in public know that their phones have a non-speaker mode? Like, you can go around holding it to your ear and the rest of us don't have to hear both sides of your entire conversation.
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Do people in public know that their phones have a non-speaker mode? Like, you can go around holding it to your ear and the rest of us don't have to hear both sides of your entire conversation.
"Guys, oh man, you're not gonna believe this... the back door has been left open this whole time"
-Arkham Asylum Security Guard
-Arkham Asylum Security Guard
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"Guys, oh man, you're not gonna believe this... the back door has been left open this whole time"
-Arkham Asylum Security Guard
-Arkham Asylum Security Guard
Thank God fish aren't into cash.
I crack up every. Damn. Time.
I crack up every. Damn. Time.
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thank God fish aren't into cash.
I crack up every. Damn. Time.
I crack up every. Damn. Time.
Picking Anniversary Collection kinda feels like cheating, since you'd be getting 1-8 in one choice.
I still can't choose, though! Probably a toss up between X, X4, or Legends.
I still can't choose, though! Probably a toss up between X, X4, or Legends.
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Picking Anniversary Collection kinda feels like cheating, since you'd be getting 1-8 in one choice.
I still can't choose, though! Probably a toss up between X, X4, or Legends.
I still can't choose, though! Probably a toss up between X, X4, or Legends.
Had so many Stranger Things dreams last night. I was watching an episode where it looked like characters kept getting killed, but it was a fake out every time. I fell for it each time.
Dream me is very gullible.
Dream me is very gullible.
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Had so many Stranger Things dreams last night. I was watching an episode where it looked like characters kept getting killed, but it was a fake out every time. I fell for it each time.
Dream me is very gullible.
Dream me is very gullible.
Maybe I'm crazy, but shoelaces definitely get longer over time, right?
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Maybe I'm crazy, but shoelaces definitely get longer over time, right?
Ever have one of those days where you just feel disappointed with yourself? Think I need a day off without any obligations. Just a battery recharge kind of day.
I think Mega Man Legends (either one) would really restore me.
I think Mega Man Legends (either one) would really restore me.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Ever have one of those days where you just feel disappointed with yourself? Think I need a day off without any obligations. Just a battery recharge kind of day.
I think Mega Man Legends (either one) would really restore me.
I think Mega Man Legends (either one) would really restore me.
Ugh, eyes feel like giant bruises today.
a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''
ALT: a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''
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November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ugh, eyes feel like giant bruises today.