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A bi-weekly(-ish) podcast about examining straight dating sims from a gay perspective. Co-hosted by @daingertmadelyn.bsky.social and @dragonomatopoeia.bsky.social
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Whoa, look who's back! Sorry for the delay, today we are continuing our discussion of Lucien Neuschburn's route from even if Tempest! If you have any questions for us, please reply here!
A screenshot from Arthur, featuring Buster Baxter at a computer and originally captioned: "You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?" A cropped portrait of Lucien, from even if Tempest, with a look of concern, has been pasted over Buster's face, and part of the quote has been black-out to instead read: "You really think someone would do that, just tell lies?"
April 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Good afternoon, Lovely Listeners! Today we are beginning our discussion of the Lucien Neuschburn route of Even If Tempest! If you have any questions about the game or the prince, please reply here!
A meme format reading: "EVERY FRIEND GROUP GOT", and showing the following characters and titles: Zenn Sorfield as "THE HIMEDANSHI", Tyril I Lister as "TRANSGENDER ALLEGORY", Anastasia Lynzel as "AUTISTIC INDIVIDUAL", and Lucien Neuschburn as "THE STRUGGLER"
January 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A tweet from the user oafworld on twitter imposed over in-game portraits of Anastasia and Zenn from even if Tempest. Anastasia is smiling confidently, and Zenn appears exasperated. The tweet reads: “boyfriend gets upset if i say i’m gonna kill myself so now i add "and then i come back to life”“
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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A screenshot of a post from tumblr user vanadiumheart which the character Tyril I Lister from even if Tempest has been edited onto. The post begins: “Oh boy new Evaludate!” and Tyril is shown with a big grin. The post continues: “Oh! The content warnings” followed by a skull emoji, and Tyril is shown with an expression of abject horror. A screenshot of the game even if Tempest showing the character King of Hystorica at a witch trial. He has a dialogue box reading: “Enough of these queer accusations!”, and the progress pride flag has been edited into the background behind him, as well as a lineup of the following characters from even if Tempest: Hugo Spencer, Anastasia Lynzel, Lucien Neuschburn, and Tyril I Lister.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Two characters from the visual novel even if Tempest, Anastasia Lynzel and Crius Castlerock, are standing in a garden. Anastasia faces away from Crius, who stands behind her with his arms caging her against a wall, and kissing the back of her head. The image has been edited with white, all-caps text on a black background at the top and bottom of the image. The top reads: “HEY WHAT HAPPENED WITH BIRD POLITICS”, and the bottom reads: “CAN WE CIRCLE BACK. TO BIRD POLITICS.”
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Finally, we are currently playing Voltage's first console title, even if Tempest! We've been on this game for around ten episodes now so it's a relatively short jump in if you just want to start with the latest game.

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A screenshot of the visual novel even if TEMPEST, depicting the character Prince Conrad Neuschburn smiling against a blue sky with one hand extended and one hand over his heart. Pasted over this image is text from the book: The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds, which reads as follows: “This is wonderful!” “This is going to be fine!” “I love this!” I was soon to change my mind, however. Imposed over this image is a semi-transparent image of the visual novel’s protagonist, Anastasia Lynze, being burned at the stake.
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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A mockup of a Twitch stream with Scarecrow, a young white man with brown hair, purple eyes, and a large grey and green coat, superimposed in front of the “game” screen in the style of a V-Tuber. The game depicted is a screenshot of Cafe Enchante featuring the character Il Fado De Rie, looking distraught at someone standing in front of him but out of view of the viewer. In the top left corner, there is a subscription notification featuring a glass jar full of money, with the word, “RESPECT” written on tape around the center. The notification reads, “xXTHECLOSERXx just subscribed for 1 month!” On the right hand side is a mockup of a Twitch chat overlay, which reads as follows: “Lukalalee: this guy sound familiar to any1 else???? Osiris22: (Three emotes of a crying cat giving a thumbs up) NoGuilt420: ur laundry is done get it out of the dryer Kryl0v: I don’t recognize his voice, myself. gingersux69: ADAM KRYLOV?????? xXButterflyEffectXx: RIGHT LUKA I’VE BEEN THINKING HE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW gingersux69: LIKE FROM THE NEWS???? TimesNewRoman: Scarecrow may I have my mod status back, I would like to ban someone. Prsnbrk: thought this game was about coffee CarmenSiegdiego: ATTENTION ALL HALLOWEEN HOES ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET FISTED BY A SKELETON”
December 1, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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An edit of the “Say the line, Bart” 3 part meme. In the first part, the faces of several Cafe Enchante characters have been pasted over a classroom full of students and a teacher from the Simpsons. They look back at the camera with a smile. Their dialogue reads: “Say the line, Evaludate!” In the second part, the Evaludate logo/icon has been pasted over the face of Bart Simpson, who dejectedly says, “Perhaps, too ambitious…” In the third part, the image zooms out to show the whole class cheering, surrounding a still-dejected Bart Simpson. Mostly smiling faces of multiple Cafe Enchante characters have been pasted over the teacher and classmates, including the human form of Misyr Rex and the primary antagonist of Cafe Enchante, Noah.
December 1, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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An edited collage of a man on a sandy beach in various poses of agony and despair. The image has been edited with a violet-to-grey gradient, making the sand resemble ash. Portraits of Misyr Rex, a character from the video game Cafe Enchante, have been pasted over the original man in the image. Misyr is a pale-skinned young man with long purple hair, pointed ears, and horns growing out of the side of his head. The portraits of Misyr depict exaggerated despair, with the exception of one portrait that portrays Misyr in pain, with blood flowing from his mouth.
December 1, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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An edit of the “Oh, Ariana, we’re really in it now” meme. A screenshot of the tv show, the good place, that has had images pasted over it. On the left, is official art of Cardia Beckford from Code Realize, as a poster. To the right of her, a figure leans against the wall. This figure has had an image of Il Fado De Rie, from Cafe Enchante, pasted over him. Il Fado De Rie is a pale skinned man with very long blonde hair and white angelic wings with black tips. He wears a loosely fitting white robe and golden accessories. Il Fado De Rie cries exaggerated tears, and his caption reads, “Oh, Cardia, we’re really in it now.” An edited screenshot from the game Cafe Enchante. Depicted in the screenshot is the character Il Fado De Rie, a fallen angel with pale skin, flowing blonde hair, and white wings with dark feather-tips. He wears dangling golden earrings and white and gold robes. He grasps the hand of an off-screen character with pale skin, and he smiles tenderly against the backdrop of a bright blue sky, white clouds, and bright sunlight. Edited onto this image is a screenshot fo the Yahoo! Answers app, with a title that reads: “I saw a man so beautiful I started crying?” A screenshot of the game Cafe Enchante depicting two characters facing off. On the left is Solitus, an angel with blue eyes, long white hair, and wings. He holds a spear and glares at his opponent, Il Fado De Rie, who glares back at him. Il Fado de Rie is a fallen angel with long blond hair, green eyes, and wings. A tumblr post by twinsfawn has been pasted over the image. It reads, “ur just mad that i breached containment and u didn’t” A screenshot of a Yahoo! Answers question with the character Il Fado De Rie pasted into the right of the image. Il Fado de Rie is an angel with pale skin, long white hair, and white wings with black feather tips. He wears flowing pale robes, loosely open at the chest. The text of the Yahoo! Answers question is, “Can I leave heaven once in there? If not, is it just a fancy prison? explain how if I cannot leave it is not a prison”
December 1, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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An edited screenshot from the game Cafe Enchante. On the right is the character Kaoru Rindo, a middle-aged Japanese man with light skin, green eyes, and a brown goatee. His hair is light brown on his right side, and white on the left. The left side of his face is covered in an inky black mask-like growth with jutting white bone-like structured and large sharp teeth, and his left arm is a black and white claw. He strikes out at an opponent to his right. His opponent is the transformed Shizuka Rindo, who has become a creature made of a viscous red liquid, whose face looks like a sharply angled, bone-white fox mask with black details. The image has a black bar at the top and bottom with captions in bold, all-caps font that read as follows: “WHEN THE BANKAI GOES SUPER SAIYAN” “IDK I DIDN’T WATCH NARUTO”
December 1, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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An edit of the achievement trophy “Problem Solved, Series Over” from Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater. The title has been changed to “Problem Solved, Route Over”, and the achievement condition has been changed to “Kill Dromi.” The character Dromi from Cafe Enchante has been edited into the image. Ignis Carbunculus, a young man with light skin and bright red hair, does a trick on a skateboard against a backdrop of a blue sky and bright sunlight. Ignis has a green bandana wrapped around his forehead, and wears a purple t-shirt with a cartoon cat and the word “nyan” displayed on the front, several beaded bracelets on his left hand, and a pair of black track pants. His shirt is riding up, showing a set of claw-mark scars on his lower abdomen. Edited over this image is a Tony Hawk’s Underground 2 combo display. The combo multiplier reads “27,751 X 40” and the combo list reads “Nose Stall + Disaster + BS Boneless + Disaster + Axle Stall + BS Revert + Manual + 360 Fingerflip + Handstand + Handflip”. A screen shot of the game Cafe Enchante. Ignis Carbunculus, a young man with pale skin, pointed ears, and bright red hair, sits in a cavern of ice. Ignis wears an open black best with red, white, and yellow detailing and a hood. He has a red tattoos on both biceps. Small flames burn on either side of his head, and the bangles on his wrists. The fingers’ on Ignis’ left hand are dripping with blood, and he is weeping. Over this image, text from a dialogue box from the same game has been pasted. The text reads, “Sucks to be you, per usual.”
December 1, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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The character Canus Espada from the Otome game Cafe Enchante edited onto an illustration of a forest. Canus is a pale-skinned, muscular man wearing a white long sleeved shirt under a blue-green downy vest, as well as slim maroon pants. His arms are crossed and one leg is bent. Rather than a head, Canus’ neck emits blue fiery light, and he wears the silver helmet of a european knight with a deep blue plume to hide his headlessness. The forest is full of tangled tree limbs covered in lichen, and is lit up with green light. Illustration of european-style fairies, with butterfly-like wings, sit on and around the tree limbs. The image is captioned, at the top “he invites you over” and at the bottom “his home look like this wyd” On the left is the “So no head?” meme, with the helmet of Canus Espada edited over a white man with long hair, sitting with one hand on his head and one hand holding a phone. On the right is the “reaction guys” meme. The head of Kotone Awaki, a pale skinned Japanese woman with long brown hair, is pasted over the figure of a white man in the foreground, who has both hands in fists, excited. Behind her is the seated figure of a white man in a grey t-shirt, with the smiling face of Queen Titania, a girl with pale skin, long blonde hair and a large headdress, pasted over him. Behind her is the figure of a white man in a yellow t-shirt, one hand raised in a fist and one pointed to the left, over this figure’s head is pasted the grinning face of Ignis Carbunculus, a pale skinned young man with shaggy red hair. Behind him is the figure of a white man leaning forward with his hands curled. Over his face is pasted the face of Vennia, a pale-skinned person with a white bob and large flower hat.
December 1, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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An edited screenshot from the game Kingdom Hearts 3. In the foreground is the character Woody, facing away from the viewer. He is a white toy cowboy doll with a yellow and red checked shirt, a cow-skin best that is white with black spots, out of which sticks a plastic circle that can be pulled on. He has brown hair under a brown cowboy hat, and wears a red bandana. Surrounding Woody is a dark purple, nebulous place and sparks of white light. Facing woody is an edited-in image of Yuzuki Murakumo, a pale skinned Japanese man in a dark robe and jacket with pointed shoulders, a high collar, and a hood. He has brown hair and golden eyes and half of his face is shadowed by hid hood as he stares down menacingly. The image is captioned with dialogue from Woody, reading “My guess is no one’s ever loved you before.”
December 1, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Toa Kushinada and Ichiko Hanamaki from the game 7'scarlet embrace in front of a mossy brick tunnel. Under this image, in bold black text on a white background, reads: "“Toa Kushinada, your boyfriend, is shooting himself into the sun for charity. You knew that there was at least a 15% chance he would die, and you were very worried. Before he got in the rocket ship, you ran up to him and say, "Tao… I love you.” and give him a BIG smoch. He flips his hair and grabs you by the waste and whispers in your ear, “Will you marry me?” Your very shocked, and he gets down on a knee and brings out a 24 carrot ring. You exclaim, “Yes!” and you kiss. People applaud and he gets in the rocket ship and leaves, and that’s the last time you saw your'e fiance, Tao Kusshinada.“ Toa Kushinada from the game 7'scarlet sings under a spotlight with his hands outstretched. At the top and bottom of this image are black bars with white, bold, capitalized text. The text at the top of the image reads: “Before I fade away in a storm of glowing flower petals” The text at the bottom reads: “Does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me”
December 1, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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If you're not here for the hosts being miserable (and we don't mind if you are, really), you might enjoy the much better time we had with Code: Realize ~Guardian of Rebirth~ and its fandisc, ~Bouquet of Rainbows~

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A black and white photo of a Bathysphere (a spherical deep-sea submersible which was unpowered and lowered into the ocean on a cable), with two men visible from the round viewport riding inside, and an old illustration of a bathysphere beneath the ocean, surrounded by deep-sea creatures. Text has been edited over the pictures which reads, from top to bottom: “🙊💕WHAT IF WE KISSED 🙊 IN THE BATHYSPHERE 🙊💕🙊💕🙊 AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN🙊💕” An image from the game Code:Realize edited onto a black screen. In the image is the character Herlock Sholmès, a white man with long purple hair, who is show shirtless, with bandages around his chest, and bound by the wrists to a beam which slightly resembles a crucifix. To the left of this image, in all-caps blue text, reads: “HERLOCK SHOLMES HAS BECOME CATHOLIC”
December 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM