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Strawbarry Bonds
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Sports and Bullshit 💕
Imagine hating me and I’m just out here in my mc hammer pants geekin’ for baseball season and these big balls.
February 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Soon 🏟️

#sfgiants
January 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Might run into it for the plot.
January 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m alive. Recovery was hard. But I’m back to my nonsense and back to traveling. Thanks to everyone who reached out. ILY ♥️
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It’s time to start by planning the game day fits. 🙂‍↕️
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
How we feeling, faithful? #fttb
Predictions? Is it still snowing?
December 1, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
And sending love to everyone who isn’t in the holiday spirit.
November 29, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Jumbo forever
November 24, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Loser energy Monday. 🫡
Woke up to hundreds of boys telling me to kms. Look Mom, I’ve made it.

Happy Monday, bitches. 🫶🏽❤️ #fttb
November 18, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Not me getting limited for my Seahawks post on X. I didn’t even saaaaay anything. What a joke.
November 18, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Happy game day, Faithful. ❤️ #fttb
November 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they’re dealing with
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
“I have a biting fixation”

Literally me to people’s arms or face when I get excited. -a condition. #tysonpaul
November 16, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Tyson did “in the air tonight” better.
November 16, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Nobody:

Mike Tyson:
November 16, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Since they want us to think of them so bad.
#fucktheseahawks
I hope you never get Sundays off.
And I hope you step in something moist while in socks. #fttb
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
We still talk about you. 🥹
November 14, 2024 at 3:03 AM
That’s my QB
#49ers #fttb
November 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Viva La Raza.
Eddie Guerrero forever. ❤️
#wwe
November 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Mood. #warriors
November 13, 2024 at 5:58 AM