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Thursday’s Child
@evajolene.bsky.social
Carbon life form and reluctant time traveler
Pinned
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My kindergarten teacher called my mom in because I refused to answer this equation any other way.

I believe this is where my problems started.
Before planning a backyard chicken coop, consider the fact that avian flu falls from wild birds to chickens, and humans can catch it from their birds. It has a 55% human mortality rate. There are plenty of recipes for egg free bread, cake, etc. consider reducing use, not creating an epidemic.
March 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Too many warning labels. Make Evolution Great Again.
March 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Is it just me, or does the cyber truck look like it was built in a Dollar Store version of Minecraft?
March 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The idioborus is hungry. Nom nom.
March 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I decided instead of birthday cake, I’m making a birthday pie. Chocolate cream pudding, with dark chocolate chips. Instead of crust, I’m lining the pan with shortbread, then caramel, then ganache. Top with caramel, heath chips, and whipped cream.
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If reason cannot be your teacher, then suffering will certainly be.
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Bartering is such a quaint system. We should do more of it.
March 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The squeaky wheel gets the oil, folks.
February 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Ahhhh, Monday.
Breathe deep the gathering gloom;
Watch lights fade from every room.
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The ax forgets. The tree remembers.
February 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m looking forward to getting a Pullman pan for my birthday.

www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/pain...
Pain de Mie
A fine-grained bread for toasting.
www.kingarthurbaking.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s been awhile
youtu.be/VF9Olsay3j0?...
The Doobie Brothers - Takin' It To The Streets (Live)
YouTube video by The Doobie Brothers
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February 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
*Whispering* I see dementors. They’re everywhere.
February 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The ox is slow, but the earth is patient.
February 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Coffee bean juice is my favorite of all the bean juices.
February 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It doesn’t matter what the system is, folks.
ALL SYSTEMS ARE SUBJECT TO ENTROPY
In the end, someone is going to get pissed and flip the game board over.
February 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have no idea what I’d do for a Klondike bar. Am I the only person on the planet who never had one?
February 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It finally got cold enough that the dog won’t fight wearing doggy shoes outside.
February 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pro movie watching tip-
Wear your hoodie backwards and fill the hood with popcorn.
February 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Handy tip- Don’t try to clean the dog paw prints off the outside of the glass sliding door when the temp is below zero.
February 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Made a grilled cheese sandwich in the waffle iron cause that’s how I roll.
February 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ok, I’m going to share my best Blue Monday cure with you.
Put a carton of cottage cheese in a blender, purée it, then add a package of chocolate pudding mix. Purée some more. (I call it chocolate cheese.) Chill for a couple of hours, then take it to bed with a good movie.
February 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Knowledge is a blessing and a curse. Mostly a curse.
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Let’s do the Time Warp again.
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM