EVA Gimmick Account
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Bsky's official première EVA gimmick account.
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EVA but I found myself screaming in a hotel room.
EVA but you can kiss a hundred boys in bars
April 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
EVA but you can kiss a hundred boys in bars
EVA but shes sneaking up behind me with the hardon
March 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
EVA but shes sneaking up behind me with the hardon
EVA but Rei stole my Fucking Leftovers AGAINNNNNNN YOU BITCHHH ITS MARKEDDDD WITH MY NAAAAAMEER
March 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
EVA but Rei stole my Fucking Leftovers AGAINNNNNNN YOU BITCHHH ITS MARKEDDDD WITH MY NAAAAAMEER
EVA but one of their trademark characters' likeness is used in another popular anime. Legal case unfolds. Over the next five years bodies pile in the streets, brother against brother.
March 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
EVA but one of their trademark characters' likeness is used in another popular anime. Legal case unfolds. Over the next five years bodies pile in the streets, brother against brother.
EVA but Shinji self medicates and gets addicted to oxy
March 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
EVA but Shinji self medicates and gets addicted to oxy
EVA but he has her eyes.
March 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
EVA but he has her eyes.
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EVA but Shinji ate the floor weed
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
EVA but Shinji ate the floor weed
EVA but I got seawater in my pussy damn
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
EVA but I got seawater in my pussy damn
EVA but the shore whispers sweet nothings as the mirage fades into a sweet dance of better days. It smells like salt water. You can't wait to shoot your dad. A crab walks into your peripherals and tells you the day of your death. It's not a month you know of.
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
EVA but the shore whispers sweet nothings as the mirage fades into a sweet dance of better days. It smells like salt water. You can't wait to shoot your dad. A crab walks into your peripherals and tells you the day of your death. It's not a month you know of.
EVA but I strapped your boyfriend.
To chair.
When I fucked him in the ass. Ass. Ass. Pussy. Ass. He loves this cock.
To chair.
When I fucked him in the ass. Ass. Ass. Pussy. Ass. He loves this cock.
March 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
EVA but I strapped your boyfriend.
To chair.
When I fucked him in the ass. Ass. Ass. Pussy. Ass. He loves this cock.
To chair.
When I fucked him in the ass. Ass. Ass. Pussy. Ass. He loves this cock.
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EVA but I'm riding it crazy style
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
EVA but I'm riding it crazy style
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EVA but you were brave enough to shoot your shot in high school. Everyone knew she liked you. Her dad was rich. Life could have been so much more than this.
March 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
EVA but you were brave enough to shoot your shot in high school. Everyone knew she liked you. Her dad was rich. Life could have been so much more than this.
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EVA but fr though who the actual fuck is Lila? I'm still confused
March 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
EVA but fr though who the actual fuck is Lila? I'm still confused
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EVA but shadow the hedgehog has to save Maria from Dr Shinji Robotnik who shoots himself off screen
March 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
EVA but shadow the hedgehog has to save Maria from Dr Shinji Robotnik who shoots himself off screen
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EVA but a single woman has given birth to a child
March 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
EVA but a single woman has given birth to a child
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EVA but no limbs. The mechs doesn't have any either. They're stumped.
March 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
EVA but no limbs. The mechs doesn't have any either. They're stumped.
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EVA but Rei leaves the Mario Kart DS speedrunning community in remiss dudduuduuuduuuuududuudu
March 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
EVA but Rei leaves the Mario Kart DS speedrunning community in remiss dudduuduuuduuuuududuudu
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EVA but you actually cooked half a brick in an air fryer
March 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
EVA but you actually cooked half a brick in an air fryer
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EVA but wireless mouse looks inside the dead faces of my enemies
March 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
EVA but wireless mouse looks inside the dead faces of my enemies
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EVA but Oh my god Chloe has a gun
March 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
EVA but Oh my god Chloe has a gun
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EVA but it doesn't ruin the lives of anyone who tries to produce it like some fucked up post modern cursed amulet but instead of infinite magic power it's shareholder value
March 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
EVA but it doesn't ruin the lives of anyone who tries to produce it like some fucked up post modern cursed amulet but instead of infinite magic power it's shareholder value
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Eva but I'M READY TO PUT ON A SHOW ARMED AND DANGEROUS BY THE EYE OF AGAMOTO WE ARE UNDEFEATABLE DONT MESS WITH THE AMAZ- Aah A PERFECT HEX
March 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Eva but I'M READY TO PUT ON A SHOW ARMED AND DANGEROUS BY THE EYE OF AGAMOTO WE ARE UNDEFEATABLE DONT MESS WITH THE AMAZ- Aah A PERFECT HEX
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EVA but there are no aliens because mankind knew they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves they blamed the Beasts. Heaven or Hell.
March 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
EVA but there are no aliens because mankind knew they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves they blamed the Beasts. Heaven or Hell.
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EVA but the aliens are killed by like a super soaker or something. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
March 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
EVA but the aliens are killed by like a super soaker or something. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
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EVA but it's present day. Present time. The gangs all here. No chip on my shoulder. AhAhAhAhA!
March 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
EVA but it's present day. Present time. The gangs all here. No chip on my shoulder. AhAhAhAhA!