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HELLO, I am a #digitalart designer who can MAKE you're thrilling Designs.

...a little bit about me:
🕴️EXTENSIVE background? You got it
⏰FOUR HOURS of #oc #art experience
🤑always ready to CREATE MONEY

Let me be a 🦋butterfly🦋 to your next project!

DETAILS ENCLOSED ... may I await your call?
LUCIEN IS CHANGING CAREERS INTO GRAPHICS DESIGNER IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU MAY BE BLIND OR LOW VISION. YOU ARE THE PRIME CANDIDATE FOR MY SERVICES. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE SOME DESIGNS THAT I CAN GUARANTEE LOOK GOOD, PLEASE CALL ME AT (650) 867-5309 IMMEDIATELY SO THAT YOU CAN LOCK IN A DISCOUNTED RATE OF $895.99 PER DESIGN. IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN HERE I WILL SUE YOU IN THE STATE OF WYOMING. IN THE STATE OF WYOMING, THE LAWS ARE VERY FAVORABLE TO FREELANCE DESIGNERS, ESPECIALLY ASPIRING ONES. THEY ARE VERY FOND OF SMALL BUSINESS. PLEASE TRUST ME. YOU ARE GETTING THE BEST DEAL AVAILABLE BY BOOKING THROUGH THIS ALT-TEXT ADVERTISEMENT LOCATED HERE. ANYWAYS, WHILE I HAVE YOU HERE... DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF SCHOOLS TEACH HOW TO BE A CLOWN? YOU CAN CALL THE SAME NUMBER ABOVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THAT. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A CLOWN. THEY ARE SO FUNNY. NOT SCARY. I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SCARY CLOWN AND WOULD NOT ATTEND A SCHOOL THAT MAKES SCARY CLOWNS, LIKE HARVARD OR YALE. I WOULD ONLY WANT TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT MAKES HAPPY CLOWNS OR FUNNY CLOWNS. I THINK UC BERKELEY USED TO HAVE A FUN CLOWNERY PROGRAM BUT IT WAS SHUT DOWN BY JIMMY CARTER. WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING THESE DAYS. OKAY BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE CLOWN THING, MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHITE AND BROWN EGGS IS? MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SETTLE THIS DEBATE FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS BUT EVERYONE ONLINE SEEMS TO BE LYING ABOUT IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE THE SAME (LIKE M&M'S) BUT ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE CERTAIN THEY TASTE DIFFERENT (LIKE SKITTLES). WE TRIED TO DO A DOUBLE BLIND TASTE TEST BUT NONE OF OUR RESULTS ARE REPRODUCIBLE. MAYBE IF YOU KNOW SOME SCIENTISTS ("REPRODUCIBILITY CRISIS") THEY MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. I ONCE GOT CONNED INTO SPENDING THREE DAYS IN A TIMESHARE SALES MEETING. THEY LOCKED THE DOORS AND WOULDN'T LET US LEAVE. THEY SET FIRE TO THE BUILDING AND ONLY UNLOCKED THE DOORS ONCE WE AGREED TO BUY IN. THEY STILL WATCH ME.
September 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM