Eva Wilder BumpinPickles
evabumpinpickles.bsky.social
Eva Wilder BumpinPickles
@evabumpinpickles.bsky.social
Drag QUEEN Extraordinaire! The most FABULOUS DRAG QUEEN you never heard of... Yet...
Here is a copy of Joe Biden's pardon. Without even reading it, as a person with a brain, I already knew what it would say. Hunter was treated very un-fairly because of who his father was. Any conservatives who think that Trump's & Hunters crimes are any way similar, well, they just simply are not.
December 2, 2024 at 3:33 AM
TODAY'S GLITTERY WISDOM: “Well, sugar, Thanksgiving ain't just about turkey and stretch pants. It's about gratitude! So count your blessings, sip your sweet tea, & remember: life’s like a pecan pie—sticky, nutty, and best enjoyed w/ love.

Stay fabulous and pass the gravy... PLEASE and thank you”
November 28, 2024 at 2:44 AM
TODAY'S GLITTERY WISDOM: Standing up for the disenfranchised isn’t just about giving a voice to the unheard-it’s about ensuring the world hears their stories & struggles, & knows that their dreams matter too.

True power shines brightest when it lifts others. Be the glitter in someone’s darkness.
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Speaks for itself...
November 26, 2024 at 6:24 AM
LIFEHACK: Survive today knowing the next 4 years might suck by treating every victory—big or small—like you just won an Oscar. “I made it to work? I’m unstoppable. Folded laundry? Legendary.”

Laugh at the chaos, sip your coffee like champagne, and remember:

you're the drama. AND IT'S FABULOUS.
November 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
TODAY'S GLITTERY WISDOM: The last election, TRUMP, his possible appointees, ALL OF IT...

They try to say "Hey, maybe it'll be okay."

Before grabbing my wine glass and boxed wine to leave...

I explain...

"No matter how many sequins u glue to a dried dog turd, it's still just a sequined dog turd."
November 25, 2024 at 9:56 PM
GAY KRAMPUS sat bored at Thanksgiving, side-eyein the turkey. "No glitter, no beats, no SCREAMS?!—just yam casserole?" he scoffed. As pie arrived, he rose.

"ENOUGH! I need chaos, destruction! DISCO!!!" No one noticed.

He sneered, then quickly left, but not before checking his hair in the mirror.
November 25, 2024 at 9:46 PM
So totally gay...
November 24, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Gay Krampus, sobbing after watching WICKED, gasped, “Elphaba deserved better!”

As the lights came up, she wiped her face, adjusted her horns, & sighed. She had a full night of terrorizing ahead, and promised herself "BE just as ICONIC."

As she sashayed out, she hummed Popular. It was a good day.
November 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Gay Krampus spat out his coffee reading, “GRINDR CRASHES DURING RNC/ MILWAUKEE.” Laughing, he muttered, “What will those ‘family values’ guys do now? Morse code? Smoke signals? The SELF-HATING closet’s about to be standing-room only!”

He then adjusted his rhinestone horns before heading to brunch.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Piers Morgan, & those who downplay Trump’s fascistic tendencies, will one day face the consequences. No one says “Trump IS Hitler,” but history teaches us to recognize the patterns. Ignoring them isn’t neutrality—it’s complicity. Understanding history isn't optional... It's exactly why we study it.
November 24, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Scary Drag "Kram-puss Delight," as she was called, stormed into town, glittery horns and smoky eyes ablaze,on a sleigh pulled by kittens in leather collars.

“Y'all been naughty and basic,” she hissed.

She left a trail of fierce insults and AB rhinestones, but somehow, the town loved her for it.
November 24, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Gay Krampus sashayed into town in heels and a glittery harness, swapping coal for critiques. "Ugly sweater? Bold choice." He whisked naughty boys & girls to a karaoke dungeon, where Mariah Carey & CHER played on loop.

“You’ve been bad,” he purred, “but fabulous. Let’s dance!”
November 24, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Hi everyone! BRAND SPANKING NEW to BLUE SKY! Let me be your Drag Queen Representative—glittering with humor, serving fierce looks, and standing for love, art, and sass! Follow for politics, laughs, and a dash of fabulousness. Together, we’ll slay the skies! I promise I'm not a bot... Here's my dog!
November 23, 2024 at 3:46 PM
The VOTING POPULATION IN AMERICA....
November 23, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The STATE of the majority voting population....
November 23, 2024 at 3:33 PM