guys i know it’s lake day and we’re having lots of fun but you have to remember our drinking water comes from this lake. please keep your pants on

never benefit the doubt—doubt the benefit

stop talking about how cute your outfit is!! i gave up being a bitch for lent

all u can do is live ur life and try not to fall into the toilet

i like jojo siwas music a lot better when she was straight and i don’t say that a lot

do you ever think that a set of sheets is like a little family. the fitted sheet is the mom, the flat sheet is the dad, and the pillowcases are the babies

nothing turns me on more than the gold star after successfully completing a nyt crossword

good NIGHT 💜

the best beatle was yoko ono

why do people call their babies mama?
girl that’s you