I’m scheisse

Why is every other post on my feed in German

I love when people wear jeans to the gym im like omg your cj from gta

School is fun

Saw a coyote while walking in Minehaha… too much excitement for me

Facetimed miguel and i was like damn… hes so pretty

Saw idiocracy for the 1st time and that movie gave me such a headache and made me feel soooo stupid

I feel so bad for robots they dont exist yet but i already want to free them

Is Adam Levine like the Lady Gaga for white masc lesbians and trans men I cant help but notice they love Maroon 5

Bluesky changing their app logo sending me for a headspin

I landed at Avalon Airport in Melbourne and I am like wtf why does this airport exist

"I’m really concerned about your health, sir... and I'm afraid we need to start the treatment right now. Luckily, it’s early morning, and I’ve got plenty of nutritious fluids ready for you. Please come over to me." 🍼💦