Happy birthday to me
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Happy birthday to me
It's time to get a studio audience behind my comments around the house
April 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's time to get a studio audience behind my comments around the house
Oh hi. Fancy meeting you here
March 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh hi. Fancy meeting you here
Multidimensional chess? I think you misspelled "bullshit"
March 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Multidimensional chess? I think you misspelled "bullshit"
Wine in the bath? No thanks
French 75 in the shower? You son of a bitch...I'm in
French 75 in the shower? You son of a bitch...I'm in
January 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wine in the bath? No thanks
French 75 in the shower? You son of a bitch...I'm in
French 75 in the shower? You son of a bitch...I'm in
He's got his eyes on my bacon
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He's got his eyes on my bacon
Well that's convenient
January 3, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Well that's convenient
I've been sitting on this champagne for over 2 months. Let's see if it's as good as advertised
January 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've been sitting on this champagne for over 2 months. Let's see if it's as good as advertised
Thank you for existing
January 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Thank you for existing
Man he's a good looking dog
December 27, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Man he's a good looking dog
My day to day life isn't filled with nearly enough charcoots
December 25, 2024 at 9:13 PM
My day to day life isn't filled with nearly enough charcoots
My son's gift to me. Knowing i don't like soup or tomato
December 25, 2024 at 6:03 PM
My son's gift to me. Knowing i don't like soup or tomato
Sending this to my best friend just to see how weird it gets between us
December 25, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Sending this to my best friend just to see how weird it gets between us
Old fashioned on the floor. Merry Christmas to me
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Old fashioned on the floor. Merry Christmas to me
Yeah I really need to reset something
December 23, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Yeah I really need to reset something
Combine these peacock stats with netflix, hulu, max, disney+, prime, and apple tv and it's a surprise i got anything done this year
December 18, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Combine these peacock stats with netflix, hulu, max, disney+, prime, and apple tv and it's a surprise i got anything done this year
Ready for the holidays. Not pictured; 4 additional magnums of prosecco
December 17, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Ready for the holidays. Not pictured; 4 additional magnums of prosecco
Now all i need is the door. Luckily the manufacturer is sending a new glass panel to replace the shattered one
December 15, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Now all i need is the door. Luckily the manufacturer is sending a new glass panel to replace the shattered one
Upgrading firewalls this weekend
December 14, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Upgrading firewalls this weekend
Sadness fills my heart
December 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Sadness fills my heart
So much shower. So close to being done
December 11, 2024 at 12:55 AM
So much shower. So close to being done