B2B = Boring To Boring
B2C = Begging To Customers
SaaS = Scamming As Service
AI = Always Incorrect
ML = Mostly Lies
GPT = Grifting Pensioners' Trusts
AGI = Assholes Grifting Investors

TAM = Totally Ass Made-up
SAM = Stupid Ass Metrics
MAU = Mostly Automated Users
DAU = Dead Accounts Ultimately
KPI = Kleptocrats' Preferred Indicator
OKR = Obviously Killing Returns
MVP = Money Vanished Promptly
GTM = Guesswork, Total Mystery
PMF = Pretty Much Fucked

MoM = Monthly Obliterated Money
ARR = Artificially Reported Revenue
CAC = Crazy Advertising Costs
LTV = Literally Thirteen Visits
ARPU = Actually Robbing Poor Users
Burn Rate = Blowing Utterly Ridiculous Nonsense Rekt After Tomorrow Eventually
Churn = Cash Hemorrhaging Users Running Nowhere

EBITDA = Everything But Income, Total Disaster Actually
CAPEX = Cash Annihilated Purchasing Equipment
OPEX = Overhead Perpetually Expanding
CAGR = Completely Assumed Growth Rate
P&L = Ponzi & Lies
NAV = Never Actual Value
YoY = Yesterday's Oblivious Yolo
QoQ = Quarterly Obliterated Quickly

GP = Grifting Pensioners
LP = Locked Pensions
AUM = All Underwater Man
IPO = Insiders Profit Only
ICO = International Con Operation
SPAC = Scamming Public, Actually Criminal
NDA = Nothing Delivered Anyway
IRR = Imaginary Rich Returns
ROI = Return? Obviously Insufficient

This is the only clown that has ever actually scared me

Google/wikipedia on steroids

Hot

I recovered

That hurt 😢

I love it

💯 The manosphere is sickening step backwards

Medea and Pelias’ daughters

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