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Kittie
@eureika.bsky.social
I like stupid shit, kids toys and poetry in 23/89th septemeter.
GUESS WHAT STUPID ASS?!? YOU’RE HERE NOW AND YOU’RE HAVING A TON OF FUN!!
I’m going in a trip in November and I’m worrying myself to death over it
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@jenkoz.bsky.social

I can’t legally steal Meesh from you, but I am tempted.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Happy Halloween! 🎃 this year I’m dressed up as a cob of corn! (Covered in bumps)
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I’m going in a trip in November and I’m worrying myself to death over it
October 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@bsky.app I am truly enjoying nearly having hives every day. ✨
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
My sweet baby Cherry courtesy of @jupy314.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I got my @jupy314.bsky.social cherry kitty plushie and it’s so cute!
July 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Putting myself through another shitty horror marathon.
July 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
June 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m not gonna waste any more energy on this Mormon wives show but holy fuck I hate Taylor.
June 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Listen up ex-Christians and ppl who have de-constructed. What is the most helpful resource I can consider. I have no interest in losing my faith but I have a lot of brainwashing to undo.
May 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
lol I am so tired of trips to the hospital.
May 22, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I just wanna be annoying about my interests with no backlash.
May 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Threads is a fucking shithole, just like X. Holy shit it’s a mess.
April 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Paul Giamatti episode of Black Mirror kinda sucks.
April 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My cat just fuckin sneezed on my knees.
April 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I just made what is likely my last order from overseas for my micro small business and I’m literally so irritated that I’m likely to have to use Shamazon now. :/
April 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Hate oligarchs? Hate DOGE? So do we! The last word isn’t educated… #protest #doge #governmentoverreach #smallbusiness

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February 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
When I get high I think I’m the funniest person ever. Even if I’m blurting “MARSHMALLOW PEANUT”and “Popsockle!!!” And nothing else.
February 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Feeling better today. Now that the three week cold from hell is on its way out it’s time for SAD to creep back in! Woo hoo! 👏🏻
February 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Time to get:
Medical records
Birth certificate
Social security card
Real ID
Passport
School transcripts
February 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m loving this cold. Woke up with my eyes glued shut.
January 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Other small businesses who are leaving meta, how important was your FB or Instagram? My Insta is everything to me but I’m definitely leaving FB.
January 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ohhhhhhh my god. Best present ever. This is a Monster High Skullector doll. It’s Young Hee, the animatronic doll from the game red light green light in Squid Game.
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM