Euphemister!
@euphemister.bsky.social
I said what I said. Maybe.
UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION, TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 7 PM BELONG TO THE GOLDEN GIRLS (ESPECIALLY BUT NOT LIMITED TO THAT HOT HOT BLANCHE). I WILL SOON SIGN AN (YES "AN" NOT "A") HISTRIONIC EXECUTIVE ORDER SECURING AN EXCLUSIVE 22-MINUTE WINDOW (NIXON HAD 18.5 MINUTES AT THE GAP). NO VIOLATING THIS TIME SLUT!
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
UNDER MY ADMINISTRATION, TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 7 PM BELONG TO THE GOLDEN GIRLS (ESPECIALLY BUT NOT LIMITED TO THAT HOT HOT BLANCHE). I WILL SOON SIGN AN (YES "AN" NOT "A") HISTRIONIC EXECUTIVE ORDER SECURING AN EXCLUSIVE 22-MINUTE WINDOW (NIXON HAD 18.5 MINUTES AT THE GAP). NO VIOLATING THIS TIME SLUT!
All of you just stop and go eat some fudge. Your constant, peacocking need to be right is so fucking wearying. Shake hands an go to bed.
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
All of you just stop and go eat some fudge. Your constant, peacocking need to be right is so fucking wearying. Shake hands an go to bed.
Thank fuck Billy never read about Dick Cheney and Richard Nixon.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Thank fuck Billy never read about Dick Cheney and Richard Nixon.
If it quacks like a racist …
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If it quacks like a racist …
2/2 Also, I’D DO ME. WOULD YOU DO ME?
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
2/2 Also, I’D DO ME. WOULD YOU DO ME?
Jesus. This tool.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Jesus. This tool.
I honestly weep for this guy. Brain damage cooked him.
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I honestly weep for this guy. Brain damage cooked him.