Liora🪷
@eunoialiora.bsky.social
Just a hopeless romantic that dates freaks like myself. Poly and asexual, I won't give full names of my partners for their safety. Largely avoidant, i don't want a big following, if you follow with no interactions I'll block you. Poet and author.
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HOLY SHIT GUYS, A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. *A single tear runs down her cheek* my mom finally believes i had a violent childhood. After saying "it didn't happen" EVERY TIME i bring it up for decades
the funniest prank call I ever did was being tea drunk and calling the Jewellery Channel asking about their rings. "What do you mean you don't know what size you are? most people know." and when I said "uhh" on my address they hung up. It was hilarious for everyone in the room.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the funniest prank call I ever did was being tea drunk and calling the Jewellery Channel asking about their rings. "What do you mean you don't know what size you are? most people know." and when I said "uhh" on my address they hung up. It was hilarious for everyone in the room.
Holy shit guys, if i'm being aggressive, you now have my permission to demand I make chamomile.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Holy shit guys, if i'm being aggressive, you now have my permission to demand I make chamomile.
*Stripping at the doctor's office* one sec, i always weigh myself with my clothes off.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
*Stripping at the doctor's office* one sec, i always weigh myself with my clothes off.
HOLY SHIT GUYS, A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. *A single tear runs down her cheek* my mom finally believes i had a violent childhood. After saying "it didn't happen" EVERY TIME i bring it up for decades
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
HOLY SHIT GUYS, A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. *A single tear runs down her cheek* my mom finally believes i had a violent childhood. After saying "it didn't happen" EVERY TIME i bring it up for decades
Oh great, if my mom dies the person that made me face childhood violence and tried to kill me twice is the only Payee representative i'll have left
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Oh great, if my mom dies the person that made me face childhood violence and tried to kill me twice is the only Payee representative i'll have left
If i'm a good person like people claim I am then you have to reckon with you can't call angry people bad people for anger or you're a hypocrite
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If i'm a good person like people claim I am then you have to reckon with you can't call angry people bad people for anger or you're a hypocrite
My favourite autocorrect is turning "fuck" into "gucci"
. I even sometimes will tell people "I'm sick as gucci duck"
. I even sometimes will tell people "I'm sick as gucci duck"
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My favourite autocorrect is turning "fuck" into "gucci"
. I even sometimes will tell people "I'm sick as gucci duck"
. I even sometimes will tell people "I'm sick as gucci duck"
Pineapple only goes good on pizza because pineapple goes good with ham. If you order only pineapple you just want attention.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Pineapple only goes good on pizza because pineapple goes good with ham. If you order only pineapple you just want attention.
Wishing our planet will get nuked into nuclear winter is the best I can do for goodwill today, sorry, I'm still withdrawing
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Wishing our planet will get nuked into nuclear winter is the best I can do for goodwill today, sorry, I'm still withdrawing
I'm so much closer to learning to sing in Scat than Rap
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'm so much closer to learning to sing in Scat than Rap
Why am I tired? I got enough sleep? I ate until I puked from how excruciating it is to be full? What does my body need? CAFFEINE??? Go fuck yourself, body. I'm going to blast music from my radio on shuffle. Will you get a Barbie song? Or ear r*pe? Something is going to get my body to shut up
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Why am I tired? I got enough sleep? I ate until I puked from how excruciating it is to be full? What does my body need? CAFFEINE??? Go fuck yourself, body. I'm going to blast music from my radio on shuffle. Will you get a Barbie song? Or ear r*pe? Something is going to get my body to shut up
There's people that think thoughts to completion, people who think thoughts abstractly, and people with no thoughts. Guess which one suffers more in society due to their thinking?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
There's people that think thoughts to completion, people who think thoughts abstractly, and people with no thoughts. Guess which one suffers more in society due to their thinking?
Let's play the game of Why Is Liora Suddenly Pissed?
is it:
A) She's full from food
B) People pissing her off
C) Pain
D) Not being medicated properly due to malpracticing doctors
or E) All of the above
is it:
A) She's full from food
B) People pissing her off
C) Pain
D) Not being medicated properly due to malpracticing doctors
or E) All of the above
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Let's play the game of Why Is Liora Suddenly Pissed?
is it:
A) She's full from food
B) People pissing her off
C) Pain
D) Not being medicated properly due to malpracticing doctors
or E) All of the above
is it:
A) She's full from food
B) People pissing her off
C) Pain
D) Not being medicated properly due to malpracticing doctors
or E) All of the above
Half a year without anxiety meds because there are no safe anxiety meds to take for someone who experiences anxiety and panic all day. They can't like... Invent an anxiety med that works without horrific side effects?
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Half a year without anxiety meds because there are no safe anxiety meds to take for someone who experiences anxiety and panic all day. They can't like... Invent an anxiety med that works without horrific side effects?
There is NO FUCKING REASON for a post about lunchables to reach 500 likes on an account my size, i'm getting attention and followers from people WAY outside my circle and im going to start blocking
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
There is NO FUCKING REASON for a post about lunchables to reach 500 likes on an account my size, i'm getting attention and followers from people WAY outside my circle and im going to start blocking
Reposted by Liora🪷
Antifa implies unclefa
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Antifa implies unclefa
It's midnight, but my PTSD is asleep. Time to be a menace*
*Actually be a good person because it's possible without PTSD breathing down my neck
*Actually be a good person because it's possible without PTSD breathing down my neck
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It's midnight, but my PTSD is asleep. Time to be a menace*
*Actually be a good person because it's possible without PTSD breathing down my neck
*Actually be a good person because it's possible without PTSD breathing down my neck
Reposted by Liora🪷
The religion you believe in personally only exists in the mind of you and the individuals you speak to and observe. 1 or 0. You see them and you can touch them to verify they are real. Everything is lore, it makes the world more fun in my opinion.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The religion you believe in personally only exists in the mind of you and the individuals you speak to and observe. 1 or 0. You see them and you can touch them to verify they are real. Everything is lore, it makes the world more fun in my opinion.
@safety.bsky.app your mute feature sometimes doesn't work, this is really bad for my mental health and i'm trying so hard to maintain a good mood today
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@safety.bsky.app your mute feature sometimes doesn't work, this is really bad for my mental health and i'm trying so hard to maintain a good mood today
A hedgehog vet that is only open from 8pm-7am because a loving hedgehog owner will stay up all night for their hedgehog
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A hedgehog vet that is only open from 8pm-7am because a loving hedgehog owner will stay up all night for their hedgehog
I woke up and chose goodwill
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I woke up and chose goodwill
Someone suggested if full body exercise was hard, try working 4 less muscle groups. Like dude, they make gloves so it doesn't hurt
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Someone suggested if full body exercise was hard, try working 4 less muscle groups. Like dude, they make gloves so it doesn't hurt
Italian lore I made the fuck up:
•Al Dente was invented by chefs that couldn't wait long enough for their pasta to cook.
•Burning your pizza was invented by one really bad chef with ADHD who forgot a pizza in the oven once.
•The pope is only called a non-Christisn by people who never red the Bible.
•Al Dente was invented by chefs that couldn't wait long enough for their pasta to cook.
•Burning your pizza was invented by one really bad chef with ADHD who forgot a pizza in the oven once.
•The pope is only called a non-Christisn by people who never red the Bible.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Italian lore I made the fuck up:
•Al Dente was invented by chefs that couldn't wait long enough for their pasta to cook.
•Burning your pizza was invented by one really bad chef with ADHD who forgot a pizza in the oven once.
•The pope is only called a non-Christisn by people who never red the Bible.
•Al Dente was invented by chefs that couldn't wait long enough for their pasta to cook.
•Burning your pizza was invented by one really bad chef with ADHD who forgot a pizza in the oven once.
•The pope is only called a non-Christisn by people who never red the Bible.
I once bought a book called "The Tao of Trauma" thinking it'd be a Taoist approach to trauma recovery. it was an acupuncture book. Can't remember if I ever returned it from how flippant and misleading that is, I may still have it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I once bought a book called "The Tao of Trauma" thinking it'd be a Taoist approach to trauma recovery. it was an acupuncture book. Can't remember if I ever returned it from how flippant and misleading that is, I may still have it.
Don't tell me you're cheating and abandoning your partner in another state without expecting me to tell your what should have been broken up girlfriend. If your poly and you have a threesome with 2 men that's not your partner, that's none of my business. I mean monos
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't tell me you're cheating and abandoning your partner in another state without expecting me to tell your what should have been broken up girlfriend. If your poly and you have a threesome with 2 men that's not your partner, that's none of my business. I mean monos