Eunartha Bossamy
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Eunartha Bossamy
@eunarthabossamy.bsky.social
I am Eunartha The Cringe, Mother of Lord Tarotcat - Third Viscount of Underfoot, First Baron of Blankets and Wet Hanging Things.

Come see my cat do tarot with me:
https://youtube.com/@eunarthab

Read my embarrassing diary
Substack: Eunartha Bossamy
I wonder if aliens let us go around thinking we were the top of all creation for so long simply because they thought it was cute?? The same way I think it's cute when I let my awful cat think he's a Viscount, and also I call him Viscount, and also I serve His Lordship his nummies on a fluffy pallet
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
His Lordship says #NoKings, only Viscounts! #NoKingsCaturday
#caturday
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How shall we dress His Lordship for the #caturday strollabout? Jewels or no jewels? He wants to blend in with the commoners
October 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I've never seen him blep this hard for this long before! A #caturday blessing! 🥰
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
All I want is a room with a view
A sight worth seeing?
A vision of YOU🎶
October 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This week is so hard it hurts my feelings. And all I get from this bozo is side-eye. Et tu, your Lordship?? *sigh*
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Today's mission was to slowly expand my green family. I highly recommend adopting from The Gay Plant Store if that's your bag. I mean, if you live around here. You don't gotta be flyin cross country or nothin.
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I hope Hilary Swank doesn't find out about my meth business lmao

No wait I did it wrong
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
What's a #caturday without disemboweling your favorite toy in the sun? Why, it's no caturday at all!
September 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
TV Watching Mode engaged for #caturday
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I woke up to the most lovely Birthday serenade from his Lordship. Full volume at the front door. 🎶Happy Birthdaaaay tooooo WALKIE!! 🎵

His gift to me will be the gift of obligation. More attention, more scritches, more walkies and, ofc, becoming a cat bed upon demand.
September 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My tarot pull for tomorrow is making more and more sense.
September 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hey tarot folks, I need a second opinion! I asked tarot if I'd have a happy birthday this week, and I pulled The Tower, Ace of Cups and 8 of Swords.

I have about 30 more hours to panic LOL
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Quote post with a dramatic b & w photo of yourself

(Meh... I can't muster much drama these days)
September 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
September 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Look who accidentally(??)took his first selfie! So proud
September 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We dont wanna get up today. We'd rather stay home and play video games. It's #caturday yanno
September 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I've had quite enough of your nonsense for one evening, Solinari! Just you wait til Nuitari gets home!
September 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Post a television character you most identify with.
September 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is who runs this account
September 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Queen of Wands. But only because of the black cat.
September 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
September 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM