For women of a certain age, this calls to mind "Little in the middle, but she got much back."

I cry. They ripped everything out of mine except the black and yellow kitchen tile.

Oof, I love Baltimore row houses.

Sheesh! How do you move away from that stove?

Do Pasadena bungalows have a working fireplace? Ours were built with decorative mantles.

Holy shit dude. That's a thousand times more attractive than my bungalow.

Tell me of California bungalows! Do they look like these?

Nor mine!

Do you also live in Chicago's Historic Bungalow District, a designation that cracks me up regularly?

I've been looking to read a Terry Pratchett book, so I think I'll start here. Thanks!

Oh my goodness, I have never seen anyone at the dispensary with their mom! How do you see that and stop yourself from tripping the child in the parking lot and giving them a wedgie?

Trying a new social media strategy of self-promotion: pleading.