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Michael Teague
@eugaet.bsky.social
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Husband, father, geek. || Thai American || he/him || Green Country
Tabletop games enthusiast (95% collector, 5% player)
Shall we play a game? Find me on BGA:
eugaet / https://boardgamearena.com/?sp=1i6zjn
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Two pictures, stacked. The top picture is of Trump holding a miniature model of the "Arc de Trump". The bottom picture is of Spinal Tap performing Stonehenge with the miniature Stonehenge monument on the stage. "And oh how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge."
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Thanks, @skywatch.blue.
Screenshot from the Dunkin' Donuts "time to make the donuts, I already made the donuts" 1984 commercial except it says "Time to block J.D. Vance" and "I already blocked J.D. Vance."
June 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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White text on a black background. "Waste, fraud, and abuse are not the targets of this administration. They are your primary objectives." - Representative Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) to Office of Management and Budget Director Russell Vought
June 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Trump walks past a gnarled tree trunk deep in thought, the very picture of a pensive boy. He's looking confident in his dark blue blazer over white shirt with red tie and giant-ass taco hat.
May 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Oh, is that what that was? I was starting to wonder WTF was up with Rahdo when I got the notification.
Screenshot of a text notification from Rahdo's YouTube channel regarding a Bitcoin livestream with JD Vance as a highlighted speaker (and the video preview also showed Trump). Nausea-inducing.
May 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"Papal Domain"
May 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Happy The Crow Original Motion Picture Soundtrack release day to all who celebrate.
Album cover for The Crow Original Motion Picture Soundtrack.
March 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Wishing a happy Ides of March to all who celebrate.
It's "The Death of Julius Caesar" (1806, oil on canvas) by Vincenzo Camuccini but Caesar's head has been replaced by Trump's. In the lower right corner are the words "sic semper tyrannis".
March 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Finally, a pandemic I feel well-prepared for.
A picture of Shigella bacteria with the following text overlaid: "Dysentery outbreak in Oregon leaves at least 40 sickened"
March 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Nostradumbass.
A "retruth" from Trump dated August 5, 2024. It reads: "STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT 'LEADERS' IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!"
March 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Same energy.
"Inferno" by Wefail.art (https://wefail.art/products/inferno-ltd-ed-a3). It's a portrait of Trump with vertical smears of white/blonde hair, orange face paint, and a dripping bloody maw with dental hygiene issues.
March 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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how i'm feeling this morning
Scene from The Princess Bride where Wesley is quietly sobbing after having 1 hour of his life taken away.
March 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Has anyone seen Kevin Hern?
Asking for a constituent.
Pictured is a "missing persons" flyer for Kevin Hern (R-OK 1st District). It reads: MISSING Have you seen Kevin Hern? Member, U.S. House Of Reps OK District 01 McCongressman In Hiding from Constituents Afraid of "Activists" Location City: Tulsa State: Oklahoma Circumstances of Disappearance: Kevin Hern was expected to attend a luncheon on 3/7/25 but was reported missing. He was last seen prioritizing corporate donors and pushing MAGA agendas while ignoring the real needs of working Oklahomans. If Found: Remind him who he works for - The People: Not His Donors! Ask him if he remembers what public service means. Notify the press immediately. Demand he appear at town halls. Reward: Better representation in Congress upon replacement. If you have any information, please call: 1-800-MIA-(R)REP
March 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Matcha (top scoop) and London Fog (bottom scoop) ice cream.
Two scoops of ice cream in a cup. The top scoop is Matcha and is light green in color. The bottom scoop is London Fog and is light blue-gray in color.
March 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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A still of the French taunter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the last part of his quote where he dismisses King Arthur and his knights: "...a second time-uh!"
February 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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reading every headline since the 20th be like
Still from the "Nazis" sketch from "That Mitchell and Webb Sound", season 2, episode 1. It's about two Nazi soldiers in World War 2 who realize that they may in fact be the "baddies". In this still, one Nazi uncertainly looks towards the other and asks, "Are we the baddies?"
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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O Canada!
Black text over the Canadian flag. It's a quote from Canadian MP Charlie Angus. It reads: "[Trump is] like Al Capone in his syphilitic period trying to do a shakedown."
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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White text on black background: "To my friends in Canada and Mexico: We are not Trump. We are Americans. We do not stand with him."
February 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Why are you and the Democrats not standing in the breach?! We're there waiting for reinforcements and y'all appear to be AWOL!
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com I think some people hear "grants" and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service. "Pausing" grants means people don't eat. hilzoy @hilzoy.bsky.social WIC. They are pausing WIC. That's the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children. Last time I checked (a while ago), every dollar spent on WIC produced over a dollar in savings *in the same fiscal year.* For most people, though, feeding infants and mothers is enough. Weisselberger @weisselberger.bsky.so... OMB is freezing student loans. No disbursements to colleges. It wasn't enough to hamstring the research. Now he's kneecapping the kids. The culmination of a 50-year Koch project to disembowel institutions of higher learning. What they couldn't do intellectually, they'll do through bankruptcy. 47has34Felonies @xnavychief.bsky.social Releasing 5,000 Taliban wasn't enough for country fucking Trump! He just stopped paying the people that guard 9500 isis Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social This is why you can't conduct foreign policy in broad strokes. Everything you do as the President has reverberating consequences. This could allow another ISIS resurgence. Charles Lister @Charles_Lister NEW -- #Trump's global aid freeze has cut the salaries paid to many of the prison & camp guards responsible for securing 9,500 #ISIS militants & ~40,000 associated women/kids in northeast #Syria. Many are no longer turning up for work.
January 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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With friends like these...
Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo tweet: Los EEUU no pueden tratar como delincuentes a los migrantes Colombianos. Desautorizo la entrada de aviones norteamericanos con migrantes colombianos a nuestro territorio. EEUU debe establecer un protocolo de tratamiento digno a los migrantes antes que los recibamos nosotros. Response from Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz: Don’t fuck with us on this, dude. You will be taking your criminals back the easy way or the hard way. This is not the fight with America you want. We want friendly relations with our neighbors but (emphasis on rest of sentence) friends don’t leave their own shit in each other’s homes. Google result: New York Daily News Pro-Trump rioters smeared poop in U.S. Capitol hallways Jan 7, 2021 — 2 in a bathroom and then smeared their extremist excrement around the building, leaving behind brownish “foot-prints,” the source said.
January 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Nathan Explosion of Dethklok (Metalocalypse) is reading a newspaper. He's wearing reading glasses and looking back over his shoulder with a scowl.
January 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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“We need leaders not in love with money but in love with justice. Not in love with publicity, but in love with humanity” – MLK Jr
January 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Vigo (alternately, RICO the Carpathian)
Vigo the Carpathian, the main antagonist in the 1989 film Ghostbusters II.
January 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
John Cleese sits at a desk with a microphone and telephone on a pebbly beach. He looks at the camera and says, "And now for something completely different."
January 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Aid (and occasionally hamper) your commercial flight plans.
White text on black background that says: "Poorly explain what you do for a job."
December 30, 2024 at 8:00 PM