Some intern at Royal Caribbean continuing the time-honored tradition of accidentally notification spamming a million people 🥹

Pitchfork has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with the new Playboi Carti album

tonight’s pad see ew has been bumped up from a 5/10 -> 6/10!!! Switched up the sauce recipe, and added more egg + gai lan, but now it’s a touch too vinegary…

made pad see ew for the first time tonight… and can i just say… the nyt cooking recipe is kinda ass 😭

is that a threat

never change reddit

And here I was thinking I was attending my first Indian wedding scot free

I have been SCOURING NYC for the Vita HK style milk tea cartons ever since I went to Hong Kong in February, so imagine my excitement when I finally found it on a totally unrelated side quest!!

me personally? I’m thankful for swedes because I can just replace every piece for pennies ship of theseus style

I AM GOD’S CHOSEN (i had to sit through 4 different queues for an hour to get 2 tickets on the side of the arena (i will still have the time of my life))

the funniest part of the show was her lead-in to rainbow when she was trying to be hopeful about the future and kept telling the crowd to “lock in” like I tell my friends when we’re 3 hours into a smelly gamer sesh 😭

back to back shows this week! kacey musgraves tonight 🪐💚

when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight ➡️➡️ roll up a joint 🍃🍃 or don’t ☝️🤓 just follow your arrow wherever it points 🗣️🗣️

slow pulp + hannah jadagu tonight!! sorry i missed the first opener but the rest of the show ripped 🫶🫶