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`gpg --warranty` seems pretty safe. Maybe also `gpg --help`, though that one might give people the wrong idea about how useful GPG is.
December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
`gpg --warranty` seems pretty safe. Maybe also `gpg --help`, though that one might give people the wrong idea about how useful GPG is.
Rust is the only memory-safe mainstream language *without a garbage collector*. Dropping either qualifier indicates the writer is careless, ignorant, stupid, or some combination of the three.
December 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Rust is the only memory-safe mainstream language *without a garbage collector*. Dropping either qualifier indicates the writer is careless, ignorant, stupid, or some combination of the three.
Mortar & pestle will work. And build muscle.
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Mortar & pestle will work. And build muscle.
Worse than the famously bad cover of The Final Countdown (youtu.be/FjeMDvCdrtc)? Because U2 can mostly actually play & sing in key and to time, even if it's the wrong key for the song.
worst cover ever! *the final count down*
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December 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Worse than the famously bad cover of The Final Countdown (youtu.be/FjeMDvCdrtc)? Because U2 can mostly actually play & sing in key and to time, even if it's the wrong key for the song.
I love birds so much. Look at this face.
(I never watermarked this one. ©2023 C.H. Mitchell, CC-by-SA 4.0 International license as usual for my photos).
(I never watermarked this one. ©2023 C.H. Mitchell, CC-by-SA 4.0 International license as usual for my photos).
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I love birds so much. Look at this face.
(I never watermarked this one. ©2023 C.H. Mitchell, CC-by-SA 4.0 International license as usual for my photos).
(I never watermarked this one. ©2023 C.H. Mitchell, CC-by-SA 4.0 International license as usual for my photos).
Thinking of rising, "The South will Rise Again" should be a Viagra slogan.
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Thinking of rising, "The South will Rise Again" should be a Viagra slogan.
Try getting MfI certification on a Bluetooth device sometime. It's FUN™.
December 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Try getting MfI certification on a Bluetooth device sometime. It's FUN™.
Tool generated music involves lots of time signature changes. Become pneuma!
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tool generated music involves lots of time signature changes. Become pneuma!
Congrats!
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Congrats!
They seem to be universal addiction cures.
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
They seem to be universal addiction cures.
Similar things go for almost every format. Real-world users *will* find the weird edge cases you forgot.
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Similar things go for almost every format. Real-world users *will* find the weird edge cases you forgot.
If General Tools make an AI support bot will that count? Or is that just General's Artificial Intelligence?
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If General Tools make an AI support bot will that count? Or is that just General's Artificial Intelligence?
How much are we betting that each hole gets a different fastener type? "How many thread pitches can we cram into a design" is a popular game among the incompetent, after all.
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
How much are we betting that each hole gets a different fastener type? "How many thread pitches can we cram into a design" is a popular game among the incompetent, after all.
Why self harm? It makes me want RFK Jr to chew glass & snort micro balloons.
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Why self harm? It makes me want RFK Jr to chew glass & snort micro balloons.
Automatically create PRs to add the APIs it hallucinates.
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Automatically create PRs to add the APIs it hallucinates.
No true ~Scotsman~conservative would behave like they do. Never mind that every conservative you've ever met does…
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No true ~Scotsman~conservative would behave like they do. Never mind that every conservative you've ever met does…
I prefer an old-fashioned gentic OS.
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I prefer an old-fashioned gentic OS.
No, it's a soviet OS for IBM PC clones.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
No, it's a soviet OS for IBM PC clones.
That's normal for fuses. The rating is how much current they can pass indefinitely without blowing.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That's normal for fuses. The rating is how much current they can pass indefinitely without blowing.
Slower than Photonicinduction's kettle. On the other hand, vaguely considers the existence of electrical codes.
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Slower than Photonicinduction's kettle. On the other hand, vaguely considers the existence of electrical codes.
Well, he's also an asshat. I make no attempt to excuse his common rude behavior.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Well, he's also an asshat. I make no attempt to excuse his common rude behavior.
Like any good cryptographer, DJB is a bit paranoid. Sadly that sometimes results in false-positives.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Like any good cryptographer, DJB is a bit paranoid. Sadly that sometimes results in false-positives.
AI code generation is much more likely to be counterproductive than AI code analysis. I want AI in my static analyzer collection, not for writing the code. I want an AI that reads the code and the docs & flags where the docs are incorrect or incomplete!
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
AI code generation is much more likely to be counterproductive than AI code analysis. I want AI in my static analyzer collection, not for writing the code. I want an AI that reads the code and the docs & flags where the docs are incorrect or incomplete!
Biometrics are just "something you have" with extra criminal charges if someone takes them.
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Biometrics are just "something you have" with extra criminal charges if someone takes them.