emily bergslien
eudaemaniacal.bsky.social
emily bergslien
@eudaemaniacal.bsky.social
literal wizard & bookseller. helped write a novella called UNCOMMON CHARM. as an upright gentleman it is embarrassing for you to hold rabbits
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a charming young man encourages you to read my & @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social's novella about another charming young man, who is not a bird, but turned into some birds one time

➡️ www.neonhemlock.com/books/uncomm...
July 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
is there a word for... cryptozoology but for would-be lazarus taxons. like for thylacine hunters
July 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
bert will coo at anything that could potentially contain peanut butter. he's standing in front of my jar of pectin like harrrrr hrrr whrrrrr mama please i want to be a gel
July 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bert's key... he is going on an adventure to a magical kingdom
July 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
at the wedding we attended i had the delight of telling my wife's polished, urbane brother that she has a hugo and seeing him shout she has WHAT
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
literal years of experience and i can't even get a form rejection for a part time circ position... sppl please
July 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
my serger isn't working, probably because there's pumice stuck somewhere, and i am going to have to explain to the repair person that it is because a small bird loves to sit on it and eat rocks
June 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
something that drives me very slightly mad about the popular perception of dungeon meshi as the zany feelgood comedy where everyone has a terrific time eating delicious food is that no offense to chef senshi but they don't, and also laios is basically a dude who's excited to eat expired mres
June 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
somehow after years and years of sewing i'd never driven a needle through my finger! until today :)
June 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
SOMEone is in a big molt and ate his double serving of chop already. its time to break out the broccoli bunch. eat up my featherchild
June 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the strawberries. they've begun to Empinken
June 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
thats not good. they arent supposed to do that
May 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Well I'm quite sure the place I'm working is going to fold within the week so if anyone has a job they might give me. Hey
May 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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roleplay is a collaborative hobby that should prioritize communication and consent. however once you get very close to a writing partner it can actually transform into a masterful bought of psychological warfare and i think thats beautiful
May 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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hats are really great: the sequel
February 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
will 2025 be the year i make ada a booktok hit??? well i am not on tiktok... so no
December 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
dragon heist party is all early twenty-somethings or species equivalents and its conceptually so funny to me that they're having age-appropriate college grad crises in waterdeep while, canonically, honor among thieves and bg3 occur
December 8, 2024 at 9:00 PM
if it has to be a holiday by god its time for afternoon coffee. i defy my good sense
November 28, 2024 at 8:17 PM
bert is famous-- told the gals at the cafe i visit i was taking him on his first field trip on tuesday and they begged to meet him and feed him delicious fruits
November 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Bert has lost his first tailfeather!!!
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Posts of the creature being sexual in abundance but I've yet to see the vaunted hog
November 13, 2024 at 3:49 PM
@shing.bsky.social hey, "a mending" is in the winter issue of Threads Magazine! :D i was super excited to see it
November 12, 2024 at 6:10 PM
bertfeast
November 12, 2024 at 12:07 AM
bald eagle at kowalskis. magnificent
November 11, 2024 at 10:04 PM