Etta Sedit
@ettasedit.bsky.social
Humorist, queer femme, and former professional house cleaner Etta Sedit writes about losing custody of a favored roasting pan, reasons she doesn’t want to marry her cats and the world’s only essay devoted entirely to the subject of cleaning toilets.
Anthony Bourdain tasting menu at a Waffle House that grew tired of chasing grease and stickiness and decided to just roll with it. #anthonybourdain #noreservations #wafflehouse
January 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Anthony Bourdain tasting menu at a Waffle House that grew tired of chasing grease and stickiness and decided to just roll with it. #anthonybourdain #noreservations #wafflehouse
Reposted by Etta Sedit
“We’ll be visiting the port-a-potty where Charlotte gets her flash period in season one of And Just Like That!” By @ettasedit.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
“We’ll be visiting the port-a-potty where Charlotte gets her flash period in season one of And Just Like That!” By @ettasedit.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...
Here's my parody of the Sex and the City NYC bus tour published on Medium today. No paywall. thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...
Reminders for Your Sex and the City Bus Tour
We’ll be visiting the port-a-potty where Charlotte gets her flash period in season one of And Just Like That!
thebelladonnacomedy.com
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Here's my parody of the Sex and the City NYC bus tour published on Medium today. No paywall. thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...
Thanks to the Erma Bombeck blog for featuring my essay "Yes We Can Hear You: A Technical Person's Advice on How Not to Be Annoying During Virtual Sessions." #onlinelearningconsortium #ermabombeck
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tinyurl.com/mspkvdmt
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Thanks to the Erma Bombeck blog for featuring my essay "Yes We Can Hear You: A Technical Person's Advice on How Not to Be Annoying During Virtual Sessions." #onlinelearningconsortium #ermabombeck
tinyurl.com/mspkvdmt
tinyurl.com/mspkvdmt
January 3, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Holy catrimony - checkout www.facebook.com/ettasedit to read my Top Ten Reasons I Don't Want to Marry My Cats.
Photo credit Yana Hurska at Unsplash
Photo credit Yana Hurska at Unsplash
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Holy catrimony - checkout www.facebook.com/ettasedit to read my Top Ten Reasons I Don't Want to Marry My Cats.
Photo credit Yana Hurska at Unsplash
Photo credit Yana Hurska at Unsplash
Arranging a grocery shopping service for my 82 year old mom today and just accidentally texted her. "Do you have your lust ready?" She responded in all caps, "I AM READY."
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Arranging a grocery shopping service for my 82 year old mom today and just accidentally texted her. "Do you have your lust ready?" She responded in all caps, "I AM READY."
Clearly I've been wearing the wrong outfit while grilling.
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Clearly I've been wearing the wrong outfit while grilling.
"Mommy how does Santa stay safe from the polar bears at the North Pole?"
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
"Mommy how does Santa stay safe from the polar bears at the North Pole?"
If you buy these candy decorations it will show up on your grocery receipt as, "eyeball box." Also Land O' Lakes butter will show as "LOL butter."
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you buy these candy decorations it will show up on your grocery receipt as, "eyeball box." Also Land O' Lakes butter will show as "LOL butter."
When your local, free, tiny library really has everything you need.
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
When your local, free, tiny library really has everything you need.
Today I did an online grocery shopping order that included two bags of limes, a bag of lemons, and a tube of mascara and now I wonder if my shopper thinks I have a drinking problem.
Photo by Polina Tankilevitch
Photo by Polina Tankilevitch
December 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Today I did an online grocery shopping order that included two bags of limes, a bag of lemons, and a tube of mascara and now I wonder if my shopper thinks I have a drinking problem.
Photo by Polina Tankilevitch
Photo by Polina Tankilevitch
I've been dieting for 4 hours and 41 minutes. I'll keep you updated.
Also, why are women always smiling at their salads?
Also, why are women always smiling at their salads?
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I've been dieting for 4 hours and 41 minutes. I'll keep you updated.
Also, why are women always smiling at their salads?
Also, why are women always smiling at their salads?
Boy, $6.50 for a small size jar of Vick's Vapor Rub at CVS. Prices sure have gone up since I bought my last jar in 1982.
December 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Boy, $6.50 for a small size jar of Vick's Vapor Rub at CVS. Prices sure have gone up since I bought my last jar in 1982.
Funniest online review of the She Wee device meant to allow women to pee standing up:
"She Wee doesn't work. I She Wee'd all over my pants.
You really have to hermetically seal it ontop of your Arby's roastbeef flaps real tight, otherwise it's like the Hoover damn. Anyway, I don't recommend it."
"She Wee doesn't work. I She Wee'd all over my pants.
You really have to hermetically seal it ontop of your Arby's roastbeef flaps real tight, otherwise it's like the Hoover damn. Anyway, I don't recommend it."
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Funniest online review of the She Wee device meant to allow women to pee standing up:
"She Wee doesn't work. I She Wee'd all over my pants.
You really have to hermetically seal it ontop of your Arby's roastbeef flaps real tight, otherwise it's like the Hoover damn. Anyway, I don't recommend it."
"She Wee doesn't work. I She Wee'd all over my pants.
You really have to hermetically seal it ontop of your Arby's roastbeef flaps real tight, otherwise it's like the Hoover damn. Anyway, I don't recommend it."
Great piece from NPR. Now I just need a place to publish my essay about bras "When Your Cups Runneth Over."
www.npr.org/2023/11/14/1...
www.npr.org/2023/11/14/1...
How to find a bra that fits: An illustrated guide (and printable zine!) : Life Kit
Can't wait to take your bra off at the end of every day? A professional bra fitter explains how to find a bra that makes you feel comfortable and cute.
www.npr.org
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Great piece from NPR. Now I just need a place to publish my essay about bras "When Your Cups Runneth Over."
www.npr.org/2023/11/14/1...
www.npr.org/2023/11/14/1...
"Water Aerobics Instructor - Remote | WFH" has to be one of the more unusual remote jobs I've seen on Linkedin.
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Water Aerobics Instructor - Remote | WFH" has to be one of the more unusual remote jobs I've seen on Linkedin.
Thanks to the University of Dayton Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop blog for running my humor piece!
udayton.edu/blogs/erma/2...
udayton.edu/blogs/erma/2...
Top 10 Tips for Attempting Home Plumbing Repairs for the Single Parent : University of Dayton, Ohio
udayton.edu
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Thanks to the University of Dayton Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop blog for running my humor piece!
udayton.edu/blogs/erma/2...
udayton.edu/blogs/erma/2...