I'm not pressed. I'm happy for everyone to solve the problem in their own way. My original post:

"When you showed up it was all "hey obey me because I'm a fan of you"
You want a screenshot of the very first thing I said to you? The thing that made you have a massive autism meltdown? The horrible words that hurt you so bad?

Great for the "Upload File" section:

Great for the "Upload File" section

The uploaded image is of course the recent footage of Trump licking Elon's feet. Pro tip: returning to the form saves your responses for quick and easy resubmission!