happy birthday to me :)
May 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
happy birthday to me :)
so there’s this guy i’m friends with who’s a couple years older than me, an ex emo kid, has photographed a bunch of bands I like, is super cute, has a big dick, and i’m pretty sure i have a big fat crush on him(he’s not gay)
April 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
so there’s this guy i’m friends with who’s a couple years older than me, an ex emo kid, has photographed a bunch of bands I like, is super cute, has a big dick, and i’m pretty sure i have a big fat crush on him(he’s not gay)
Perfect Celebrity is the best song on Mayhem
March 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Perfect Celebrity is the best song on Mayhem
In my life, I’ve always prided myself on being able to make decisions when I need to and coming to conclusions pretty quickly, but what I’ve had to realize recently; is I’m wrong. I’m so wrong.
March 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
In my life, I’ve always prided myself on being able to make decisions when I need to and coming to conclusions pretty quickly, but what I’ve had to realize recently; is I’m wrong. I’m so wrong.
men really have nothing but the fucking audacity
February 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
men really have nothing but the fucking audacity
i came across a video of me sucking dick and you can clearly hear Death Becomes Her playing in the background
February 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i came across a video of me sucking dick and you can clearly hear Death Becomes Her playing in the background
King Kandy in his PsyBug form is on my hear me out cake and I don’t wanna talk about it
February 3, 2025 at 7:31 AM
King Kandy in his PsyBug form is on my hear me out cake and I don’t wanna talk about it
i went down a twitter hole and remembered @aspicynugget.bsky.social has my lips tattoos on his juicy buttcheek. iconic
February 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
i went down a twitter hole and remembered @aspicynugget.bsky.social has my lips tattoos on his juicy buttcheek. iconic
girl why are you screaming
February 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
girl why are you screaming
my best friend(who won a “top chef” type bartending competition in my city) made me a peperonchini martini
February 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
my best friend(who won a “top chef” type bartending competition in my city) made me a peperonchini martini
this was the view that I had while I was taking a piss on a pirate ship in San Diego
February 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
this was the view that I had while I was taking a piss on a pirate ship in San Diego
This is a burrito I ordered the other day, why is it so big
February 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is a burrito I ordered the other day, why is it so big
i was very drunk in both of these
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
i was very drunk in both of these