mellowdrama
@ether-ore.bsky.social
I'm an outline of a hummingbird in white.
My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.
My friend watches me from the picture behind. She is a tiny albino giraffe on red stained cement. 8 empty wooden chairs half circle her. She is pink, suffused with blood.
If you put your forefinger on your xyphoid process then press in firmly where your ring finger is it'll kill the burn for a bit.
Also if you spin in circles while you walk you'll always be prepared for lions and get a free non toxic buzz at the same time.
Also if you spin in circles while you walk you'll always be prepared for lions and get a free non toxic buzz at the same time.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If you put your forefinger on your xyphoid process then press in firmly where your ring finger is it'll kill the burn for a bit.
Also if you spin in circles while you walk you'll always be prepared for lions and get a free non toxic buzz at the same time.
Also if you spin in circles while you walk you'll always be prepared for lions and get a free non toxic buzz at the same time.
I was an Arby's door-to-door salesman and got to meet the clone cow as an award. That stuff makes great insulation.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I was an Arby's door-to-door salesman and got to meet the clone cow as an award. That stuff makes great insulation.
I've had "sauerkraut casserole, in gelatin 50s style" stuck in my head for days. Your candle is the final piece of the puzzle. It's not the same if you can't smell the boiled vomit.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I've had "sauerkraut casserole, in gelatin 50s style" stuck in my head for days. Your candle is the final piece of the puzzle. It's not the same if you can't smell the boiled vomit.
^that was my standard response when I was on reddit. Reading comprehension still loading, sry
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
^that was my standard response when I was on reddit. Reading comprehension still loading, sry
Feline Uric crystals can form like a kidney stone and will often become possessed by the dead. It'll grow up to be a poltergeist and makes a great Christmas gift.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Feline Uric crystals can form like a kidney stone and will often become possessed by the dead. It'll grow up to be a poltergeist and makes a great Christmas gift.
"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.
And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
And how else can it be?
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain."
Kahlil Gibran is legitimately profound
And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
And how else can it be?
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain."
Kahlil Gibran is legitimately profound
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"Your joy is your sorrow unmasked.
And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
And how else can it be?
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain."
Kahlil Gibran is legitimately profound
And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears.
And how else can it be?
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain."
Kahlil Gibran is legitimately profound
Never figured out what was up that guy's nizzle either
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Never figured out what was up that guy's nizzle either
I've just come to accept I'm having a bad hair life. At least it gets ever more comical the older I get. People appreciate that.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I've just come to accept I'm having a bad hair life. At least it gets ever more comical the older I get. People appreciate that.
How did such a blatantly pornographic phrase get into common parlance so comprehensively. How does lickety imply fast in any way? Split can mean flee, I get that. Wtf is lickety
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
How did such a blatantly pornographic phrase get into common parlance so comprehensively. How does lickety imply fast in any way? Split can mean flee, I get that. Wtf is lickety
It's performative. I think the point of a lot of this is simple. Avert the Soc Sec debacle before it manifests. For that you need more wage slaves. So make porn harder to get, kill abortion and legitimize ways to make babies aimed at minimum wage from birth. If their idols do it, why can't they?
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It's performative. I think the point of a lot of this is simple. Avert the Soc Sec debacle before it manifests. For that you need more wage slaves. So make porn harder to get, kill abortion and legitimize ways to make babies aimed at minimum wage from birth. If their idols do it, why can't they?
Too much life all at once. Either your world gets very melodramatic or you age several years overnight.
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Too much life all at once. Either your world gets very melodramatic or you age several years overnight.
I just want to say I don't think they should be making movies just for wicked people. They already own the world. We shouldn't pander solely to their interests.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just want to say I don't think they should be making movies just for wicked people. They already own the world. We shouldn't pander solely to their interests.
There's an entire neighborhood in Ann Arbor that was apparently bought by a gay man several decades ago. There's an intersection of Daniel and Hiscock? you can guess how the streets are shaped. One street down is Felch. My best friend lived on Hiscock. We reminded him several times a week.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There's an entire neighborhood in Ann Arbor that was apparently bought by a gay man several decades ago. There's an intersection of Daniel and Hiscock? you can guess how the streets are shaped. One street down is Felch. My best friend lived on Hiscock. We reminded him several times a week.
If you warm RSO you can get a layer to cling under your tongue. It doesn't absorb well sublingually but if you let it sit for a bit it hits different.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you warm RSO you can get a layer to cling under your tongue. It doesn't absorb well sublingually but if you let it sit for a bit it hits different.
With cats that's usually a subtle sign of changing musical tastes
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
With cats that's usually a subtle sign of changing musical tastes
Right? 35 years using acupressure and shiatsu in my practice and I never realized till I noticed the meridians are just the l largest fascial planes in the body. Looked it up and yep, piezoelectric.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Right? 35 years using acupressure and shiatsu in my practice and I never realized till I noticed the meridians are just the l largest fascial planes in the body. Looked it up and yep, piezoelectric.
The same piezoelectric activity is found in myofascial tissue in the body and is theorized to be the basis for acupuncture. Which is used in hospital in Canada Germany the U.S and dozens of other countries in the world. I didn't know the 60 count, that's neat.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The same piezoelectric activity is found in myofascial tissue in the body and is theorized to be the basis for acupuncture. Which is used in hospital in Canada Germany the U.S and dozens of other countries in the world. I didn't know the 60 count, that's neat.
Shatner's Major Tom
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Shatner's Major Tom
All the good ones are married or long dead. I'm not gropey but I do have 2 handsies. Learning to fly would be a lot easier than living in this fresh hell.
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
All the good ones are married or long dead. I'm not gropey but I do have 2 handsies. Learning to fly would be a lot easier than living in this fresh hell.
Imagine how different the galaxy would have been if he'd been named Obi Wonkenobi. Nobody would've taken that guy seriously. And the bullying would've been epic. That's the importance of kerning in a nuts hell.
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Imagine how different the galaxy would have been if he'd been named Obi Wonkenobi. Nobody would've taken that guy seriously. And the bullying would've been epic. That's the importance of kerning in a nuts hell.