Ethan Von Zamft
@ethanvonzamft.bsky.social
Miracle of modern science.
Pretty sure the folks wearing them have college-aged kids of their own
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Pretty sure the folks wearing them have college-aged kids of their own
Show us those getaway sticks, you coward.
September 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Show us those getaway sticks, you coward.
Wait, I need follow up. She win or what?
August 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wait, I need follow up. She win or what?
Over there, they call it “vino”
August 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Over there, they call it “vino”
Don’t let the AI slop get you too down. Went to Vroman’s for the first time the other day and remembering from that long-ass podcast you were on that they had your story collection, I grabbed it.
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don’t let the AI slop get you too down. Went to Vroman’s for the first time the other day and remembering from that long-ass podcast you were on that they had your story collection, I grabbed it.
My boy posting Jihad on main
June 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My boy posting Jihad on main
Why is he on what looks to be a cake?
June 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why is he on what looks to be a cake?
You have my permission!
May 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You have my permission!
That Tallahassee pet competition gaffe is enough to drain anyone’s morale
April 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That Tallahassee pet competition gaffe is enough to drain anyone’s morale
Hey, you sent me an email!
April 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hey, you sent me an email!
They definitely use the hard “ah”
January 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They definitely use the hard “ah”