steely dan you’ve done it again

i’m makin mustard moves you bitches need to ketchup

i’m smoking on the shit that got marilyn monroe killed

scared to enter a squirting competition due to the natural ability to win “best overall” in 10 seconds or less

need to post more here so

sometimes you just hafta stunt on em

gonna use this app to find an arranged marriage. either that or become the ultimate poster but i’m not sure i have it in me