This movie is already 35 years old?!? Sheesh...

Trailer: Home Alone
Recording date: December 19, 1990

You might as well call this "1980s: The Commercial."

Advertisement: Plymouth Duster
Recording date: December 9, 1984

Ask someone under 40 where they know this song from, I guarantee you, it won't be from this commercial.

Advertisement: Massachusetts
Recording date: May 17, 1984

I'm sure whoever Diane's new lover is will just come and go and we'll never hear from him again.

Promo: NBC Thursday
Recording date: October 8, 1984

Remember when kids could casually call up fictional characters from R-rated movies? Ah, simpler times.

Advertisement: Call Freddy Krueger
Recording date: August 18, 1989

At this point, I've run out of jokes to use about Action Park, so... an Action Park ad.

Recording date: June 29, 1985.

I miss the days when Netflix was only for renting movies that they would mail to your home and you'd receive a disc that was scratched to a point where you could barely play it fully-through... wait a minute, I don't miss that at all.

Recording date: August 27, 2005

Seriously, why are these kids stalking and harassing this random woman for a product they could have easily purchased themselves at any grocery store?

Advertisement: Nesquik
Recording date: January 8, 2005

How can anyone have more fun in bed with those nightmare-ish giant moving lips?

Advertisement: Kleinsleep
Recording date: January 25, 1985

RIP to the Meineke guy.
#GeorgeForeman

Recording date: February 6, 2000

Can you believe there was a time when Sears was the king of all department stores?

Recording date: September 11, 1983

RIP George Lowe. There will never be another late night show host as talented as you were.

Promo: Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Recording date: June 27, 1995

We need to bring back these wacky, over-the-top lottery commercials.

Advertisement: New York Post Golden Scratch Game
Recording date: January 25, 1985

I'll admit, it's a little weird seeing Nickelodeon Studios being featured like this around this time, considering they were barely utilizing the studio by that point (outside of Slime Time Live).

Advertisement: Universal Orlando Resort
Recording date: April 11, 2003

Umm... I don't have many football-related ads on me, so here's a Monday Night Football promotional tie-in with the Where's the Beef woman.

Advertisement: Wendy's "Where's the Beef" Monday Night Football Game
Recording date: September 20, 1984

And I thought the live action-CGI Chipmunks were terrifying.

Advertisement: Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Magic Camera
Recording date: February 22, 1984

If you're having a Big Mac attack right now, proceed to the nearest hospital, immediately.

Advertisement: McDonald's Big Mac
Recording date: January 2, 1987