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Ethan Lawrence
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Large Actor. Comedy Man. For work enquiries, other socials and Cameo please check the LinkTree! https://linktr.ee/ethandlawrence
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This podcast, with @ethandlawrence.bsky.social and Sean Antony is one of the most fun ever!

We covered a range of highbrow topics such as what constitutes a hole, why I'm often covered in petrol and me being the filling in a Greg Davies/Rhod Gilbert sandwich

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Episode 35: A Rhod and Greg Sandwich with Becky Holmes
In this, the thirty fifth episode of Shut Up and Answer the Question, the boys are joined by Twitter sensation and online romance fraud expert Becky Holmes to talk scented candles. On the way they dis...
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September 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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My podcast has a discord. You wanna interact with us, ask questions and have a fun time? Clicky the linky
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Check out the Shut up And Answer The Question community on Discord - hang out with 8 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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June 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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THE 300TH EPISODE!

Join the FG Pod team along with special guests, actor/excellent human @ethandlawrence.bsky.social along with gaming journo legend, @videogameschronicle.com 's own @scully1888.bsky.social to celebrate this milestone.

It's live! Now!
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June 3, 2025 at 9:36 AM
So when/if immigration comes down significantly and best case nothing changes/worst case our public services erode even further, what then? What has Mr Forensic got planned for when the racists still aren’t placated and nothing has gotten better?

Such a deeply unserious wanker is Starmer.
May 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just checking in: how’s pushing Starmer to the left going?
May 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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[FEATURE] The Raw Beauty of Economy: An Analysis of CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33’s Prologue;

GUEST POST: Our friend @ethandlawrence.bsky.social writes this terrific article, describing the devastating impact the opening hour of Expedition 33 had on him.

Read below;
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May 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Today I managed a wrestling match. I got properly stuck in. I got chopped. I got clubbed. I got booted in the chest. I got beer spat in my face (all credit to Big F’n Joe). And I fucking loved it
May 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh yeah, I’m going to start posting here now. I miss typing words and presenting them to no one since giving up Twitter.
May 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“Haha” chuckles the centrist, “you Reform voters are about to find out they aren’t competent enough to run a local council!”

Good point. Everyone agrees local councils are run brilliantly under normal circumstances.
May 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ian Dunt here, professional politics understander and performative swear word man, with his brain as smooth as his bald head, moaning about the left being… completely correct about his guy Starmer. This is apparently a greater sin than Starmer being an inveterate liar and fash curious dullard.
It would be nice, though, if Starmer's office reflected on the fact that they have acted precisely like the Continuity Corbyn lot accuse them of acting. Would be a good prompt for some introspection.
February 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’ve just found out that 100 people have now subscribed to my Substack.

I’m really pleased about it because I know it’s a hard sell. My articles tend to take about ten minutes to read and are often me trying to work out what I’m saying as I’m typing.

Proud.

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January 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
New article on Substack about Herpes Simplex and Christmas Viewing Figures with a shout out to @20thcenturymarc.marcburrows.co.uk wonderful Nirvana book which he will be no doubt thrilled about. Link to follow below. Please share and subscribe (for free!)

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Of Comedy, Cordon and Cold Sores
How Herpes Simplex may well save the Comedy Industry
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January 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fucking. Hell. Will.

#AEWWorldsEnd
December 29, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Fucking hell Will

#AEWWorldsEnd
December 29, 2024 at 1:18 AM
New article on Substack. It got away from me. Please read, share, subscribe and enjoy.

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December 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I’m currently writing a piece on the degradation of culture and my industry.

I just saw an ad for Gemini AI on YouTube and said “oh fuck off Gemini” out loud.

These two things are linked.
December 18, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Okay, just over a week until Christmas so time to shake the bucket.

I am on Cameo. I make personalised videos

For just under a tenner (the most competitively priced actor on there) that’s a perfect gift for the After Life or Bad Education fan you know. Please share.

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December 17, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Up until embarrassingly recently I thought the Elgin Marbles were actual marbles. Like little glass balls.

What I’m saying is I don’t care if we give them back.
December 4, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

Some men “of a certain age” are the most thin skinned and humourless crybabies you are ever likely to meet so you can miss me with this “the wokes just don’t get banter” flapdoodle.
December 2, 2024 at 5:44 PM
If I were Gregg Wallace I would probably stay quiet for a bit around about now.

But then I’m not angling for a job at GB News.

That’s where this is going, right?
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Manifesting:

I’m available for the recently vacated MasterChef role and I won’t even be a creepy sex weirdo about it.
November 29, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Hello and welcome to Have I Got News For You, I’m Ethan Lawrence.

In the news this week: a turkey reveals to the BBC how it has managed to survive its 12th consecutive Christmas.
November 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
I think the people who reckon Keir Starmer will resign over their silly petition haven’t considered how arrogant and self righteous Starmer is.

You can’t out-petty a mediocre middle-aged white man.
November 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Alright, I’m man enough to admit it even if you cowards aren’t.

I don’t know what that gesture The Rizzler does is supposed to be. Is he telling us to be quiet? Does he need a shave?
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM